h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aren't Scottish people blue naturally?

No, that's australian actors you're thinking of

If you do sell it as a medallion, will a gold chain to hang it on and a brightly coloured shirt that doesn't button up be compulsory wear as well? And if so, can I have a chest wig with it?

That's just hypothermia from the cold, and all over foot-rot from the constant rain. Take 'em out the environment, and they turn pink again.

So let me get this straight, we'll need:

A freezer for those who require a Goo background
Whitewash for those that are after an alabastar background
Chest hair
Thick lumps of gold coloured h2g2 logos
Thick gold chains.
Thick Researchers to pay many, many coins for this.

Oops, sorry, how did that last one get in there?

Well as the originator of the idea, I was at least hoping I might get the prototype for free

B

What? Sorry? Oh dear, I appear to have gone suddenly and absolutely deaf.

*gets confused and wanders off to find *

Maybe you could sell a Thingite calendar with the correct days and months on it. Like Master B, if this idea comes to fruition, I want a freebee

Well, if THAT'S the game we are playing,

I suggest you sell H2G2 Aston Martin Vanquish's. And as the originator I would obviously be repaid for my marketing genius by being given the first one

Sounds reasonable to me!

Why not set up H2G2 Real Estate Ltd? You could sell beach houses in the Bahamas (all painted in tasteful Goo, of course).

What have I started?

B

*stops giggling and lurking*

I now have this impression of all H2G2 men having bad perms, dodgey 'tashes, hawaiian shirts unbuttoned to the waist and big gold medallions nestling in acres of chest hair

I refuse to say whether I think this a good image or not, but the damn thing is stuck in me head now!!!

Karen
in need of a

It takes nothing but a bunch of Meet photos, to confirm that h2g2 researches are, in the large part, nothing but a bunch of beard-wearing geeks. I've had to resort to this on many occasions when I thought these environs were getting a bit too

B

Oh god, there's a webcam on me, isn't there? Where is it?

Damn, thought I'd taken the beard off!

OMG!!!! So it's true.... they are like that!!!!

*ponders fetching the sewing kit, shaving kit and straightening irons*

Karen

The sewing kit? The mind boggles.

Well the only reason I know to leave a shirt unbuttoned to the waist is a complete lack of buttons... therefore I'd need the sewing kit to sew them back on *nods*

Karen

Maybe leather jackets with H2G2 logos on the back as well. Hell's Researchers. Or Hell's Aces.

*makes notes*

Live Fat, Die Pedantic

B