h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who won Big Brother?

Oh dear. It's going to be me that replies. N.B. I didn't watch it, I just happen to know the last four.

In order of eviction.
4) Jade
3) Alex
2) Johnny
1) Kate

Liam.

But there wasn't anybody called Liam in the house this year!

Thank you! Now...

*Kate* won? The girl with no personality won?? The woman who was so very very dull actually won? I need to have a lie down now - excuse me please...

Liam.

Liam.

Who won Big Brother last year?

*silence*

See? That's showbiz.

Was there a BB last year? Isn't it amazing the things you miss...

I don't know, I didn't watch it. I do know a joke about Jade, but it probably breaks several of the house rules.

Let me know some other way, so I can have a good giggle. But not by phone, as I left that at Blues shark's house. Oh dear, I'm in so much trouble.

The Party won. Winston Smith came a close second.

Modern culture? You can keep it

Tch. What are you like?

I'm referring to a fairly famous George Orwell book. Check your local library - perhaps they have it on audio book or graphic novel formats.

Terrific! "1984 - The Illustrated Edition".

"I hate purity. I hate goodness. I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt."

We could get Beryl Cook to illustrate it.

What? The sweet old grey haired lady from the '60s and '70s comedy programmes?



Oh, sorry. That's Beryl Reid.

Who won? BT won. They took a nice fat slice of 22 million+ votes at 25p a throw. And to think, they only gave the poor sap who spent 2 months couped up in there 70 grand.

Mina, shame on you, Kate has a lovely personality (In fact the best of the lot of them, with Johnny a close second).

Alex and Tim - Aries (and didn't they show it).
Kate - Taurus (loyal and reliable).
Jade, Lee and Sophie - Gemini (Jade gives Gemini a bad name but she's typical of some I know - Air head, loud mouth and so many faces).
Spencer - Cancer (quiet and protective).
P.J. - Leo (fun-loving and lazy).
Johnny - Libra (fair and sociable).
Sunita - Virgo (modest and analytical).
Alison and Lynne - Aquarius (friendly and eccentric).
Adele - Pisces (escapist and moody).

Alji (Member of The Guild of Wizards)

Hmm, your interpretations of their signs are slightly different to ones I would give, but I think you are nicer than I am. Although Gemini - airhead? Hmpf.

I really can't think of one interesting thing that Kate did, although I didn't watch it more than once or twice a week, and even then only watched half a lot of the time.