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What is it with breasts?

Post 4001

Orange county LJ, nighthoover hunter extraordinary

I've got a loverly pair of coconuts smiley - musicalnote


What is it with breasts?

Post 4002

IctoanAWEWawi

heh, reminds me, was in the supermarket last night in a queue behind a rather attractive young lady. Amoungst her shopping she had 2 melons. But I resisted the temptation to use 'Nice melons!' as an opening gambit to chat her up smiley - winkeye

See, I am improving!


What is it with breasts?

Post 4003

A Super Furry Animal

So, what opening gambit *did* you use? smiley - whistle

RFsmiley - evilgrin


What is it with breasts?

Post 4004

IctoanAWEWawi

er, none, as per usual. Perhaps I should move of the 'where can I find some NFG' thread and start a 'What should I do once I have found an NFG'? Or perhaps I should stop being so bloody useless.


What is it with breasts?

Post 4005

Ged42

Typical, now he has actually met an NFG all he does is complain smiley - rolleyes


What is it with breasts?

Post 4006

F F Churchton

I take it NFG stands for 'Nice Friendly Girl'!!!


What is it with breasts?

Post 4007

IctoanAWEWawi

in this case, yes!
Although perhaps met is a bit over optimistic!


What is it with breasts?

Post 4008

A Super Furry Animal

How about "was in the same room as"?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


What is it with breasts?

Post 4009

IctoanAWEWawi

*starts humming "Bachelor boy"*


What is it with breasts?

Post 4010

hellboundforjoy

Cursed gravity.


What is it with breasts?

Post 4011

IctoanAWEWawi

blessed wonderbra?


What is it with breasts?

Post 4012

Tefkat

black eyes?


What is it with breasts?

Post 4013

Xanatic

Well I thought we should in this thread commemorate the passing of Russ Meyer. He must deserve an honorary mention here, and I´m sure has been an inspiration to many of us smiley - winkeye


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Post 4014

Yael Smith

Why do you say you're useless, Ictoan?


What is it with breasts?

Post 4015

Orange county LJ, nighthoover hunter extraordinary

Kor, govno'r look at the mellons on that one!


What is it with breasts?

Post 4016

Xanatic

I was at a wet t-shirt competition yesterday in aid of charity. Just gives you such an enormous feeling of well being, knowing you're doing something to help the less fortunate. smiley - biggrin

I was also making people pay money to charity by holding them up with weapons, but that was another occasion which has nothing to do with breasts.


What is it with breasts?

Post 4017

IctoanAWEWawi

4 month delayed post in reply to Elly post 4014,
"Cos I am" would probably be the best reasoning I have smiley - winkeye


What is it with breasts?

Post 4018

IctoanAWEWawi

although as Elly hasn;t posted anything since Nov 2004, I guess that was a bit pointless.

So, Xanatic, what were you doing at a wet t-shirt contest, had they persuaded you to enter?


What is it with breasts?

Post 4019

Xanatic

Seeing as it is me, why do you feel a need to ask? smiley - smiley I was just there to support charity of course, and see some flesh smiley - smiley


What is it with breasts?

Post 4020

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

And, perhaps more importantly why weren't we told efore hand so we could come along and 'heckle' you smiley - evilgrin


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