h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They were in Swedish!

That's your excuse is it?

Beleive me, if you are watching French porn with Swedish sub-titles, you don't actually miss much by not understanding the language they are moaning in.



B

Ah, ze universal language of lurrve.

Laughing out loud! Thanks for that one Tefkat.

And thanks too to Captain K for - um - bringing Biggles and Ginger along.



B

I remember watching a docco about the porn industry on SBS one day, and I believe it was german or something like that. All I remember is that it had to be subtitled...But it was fun to watch

Well having looked at the weird late night porn documentary type shows on Bravo I wonder why everyone always looks as if they are in pain.I can't believe the faces they pull.

Incog.

If you had to do it all day, every day, surely you'd get tired and more than a bit sore?

what annoys me are those final shots in which the girls always look so very pleased to be..um..blessed with man holy water. i mean come on (pun not intended..hehe), in her eye?? aside from people who like oyster shooters (and they're in a catergory of bizarre all their own), aint nobody who particularly enjoys anything the consistency of phlegm!! hold me back, lest i rant!

seriously though..i love porn up to that point (usually), but then i just have to hide my eyes.

Theres a shop in Tottenham Court Road, where the flaccid rules do not apply and all flaps are open! Its a bit scary to stand in the middle of the shop and be surrounded by it all!

nyssabird I know what you mean about the money shot, but hey some ladies like "man fat" .

It's very good for the vocal cords...

...Apparently...

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Yeah, Germans sychronize everything. And I have wondered what it must be like to synchronize porn movies. But I guess just for regular movies, they also sometimes have to synchronize sex scenes. Even though German and English moaning probably sound quite similar.

And porn stars are paid to look like they are enjoying it after all. Else I'm sure half of the movies would consist of them saying "Don't do that!" "Get that thing out of there!" and "Wow, I didn't know that was physically possible!"

"oooh aah, das is gut, yah" ... hmm what the devil could he be saying ... contemplating the existence of a supreme being I reckon ...

Not that I'd know

There was something on tv some time ago, some sort of porn. And me and my roommates were laughing really hard at the Dutch subtitling. It's an even less sexy language than German.

just dont say that to a dutch person, they think German is harsh and unsexy. Anyway English isn't exactly the language of love, you know what they say about people living in glass houses........

German is an unsexy language, but Dutch is even worse. And I don't live in a glasshouse, I'm from Denmark

I do find English is a nice and sexy language though, along with French and Spanish.

English is only sexy when spoken by people not from england (ie scot land, ireland, and the rest of the world). Still each to there own.

I have to agree, I personally think of dutch as a comedy language, not at all sexy. Strangely, I think German can be sexy in an efficient kind of way

Or when spoken by somebody french.

Prepare the fire houses to calm ali1kinobe:

"Vorschprung durch Tecknik"



English spoken with a dutch or french accent is enough to give me the collywobbles ...

German spoken in any language is enough to make me emigrate ... nothing personal it just doesn't do it for me, dubbed or otherwise