h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You mean they thought you looked mature and distinguished Orcus?

If I ruled the world I'd make beards compulsory

Noone would be *that* silly surely?

We would get Afghan situations.
people wearing false beards outside and going secretly shaven at home.

I think a beard or goatee would suit you fine... As for my likings, it really depends on men's face and my mood .

Go for it

Do they realy do that in Afghan

Well, having never seen you I couldn't comment...

This is one of those things that photoshop was made for, like my mother's facelift preview.
Back in a while...

Done. Couldn't find an easy Bin Laden to play with, alas...
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/britta_mog/lst?.dir=/

Oops, forgot to mention that you're in the Chinese New Year album.

I think the last one looks quite good actually...But then I'm a sucker for a goatee. I'm jus' upset my darling refuses to grow one coz he says he looks skanky with facial hair..

Yep. The last one definitely looks the best (even speaking as a sucker for the full Santa/bin Laden).

Errrr, MoGgie...what on earth is Mark doing to that poor little woman?

I agree with Tefkat that beards should be compulsory - at least once in every man's life and the photgraphic evidence should be lodged somewhere on the web for us ladies to drool over

Drool whatever you want, but not on my beard

Hey, MOG - the beard looks pretty good! I say go for it, Master B.

Agrees about the one on the right

What are beards for if not to drool on?

Soupcatchers?

I like the one on the right too.

Once upon a time Mark mentioned something along the lines of eating babies for breakfast. I have a slightly warped sense of humor. Sometimes I let it out.

So he's eating the Babe?

It doesn't look like the parts fell off by accident.

Anyone read 'The Twits' by Roald Dahl? There's an entire chapter on beards and their uses - food catcher is among them.