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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Jan 29, 2002
Mid Section !!! ARGHH !!!
"...Its been a long run...I've got faith to acheave my goals...la la la..."
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Wandawoman Posted Jan 29, 2002
Am I right in thinking that when any alien or human wants a special something with an Enterprise member, the words 'come, I have something to show you' are said. All my work colleagues eyes momentarily looked up at the ceiling. I told the younger lads to beware if a lady ever says that to them - cause she's only got one think on her mind... and it aint washing her hair!
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Researcher 179388 Posted Jan 29, 2002
Was it 'Up the Junction' that had Lulu in it? Anyway one of her (male) classmates kept saying to the girls: 'I want to show you something lovely', which meant much the same thing. 
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Wandawoman Posted Jan 30, 2002
The sexual tensions are vague but present in Voyager (The BEST Star Trek). Thankfully whenever the cleeeeee-shays pop up the crew all have a little smirk - Good Good. How do I get to work on Star Trek anything???
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Sho - employed again! Posted Jul 17, 2002
just posting anything to bookmark this
oh, can I vote?
Worf... he's so scrummy, but so is Captain Picard... and Chakotay and Riker... oh heck...
Nope, I'll go for Worf. He's so honourable. And he growls.
Best looking female: Dax, why I fancy her myself! 
I doggedly watched Enterprise, and while I still think it's generally poop, I have to watch because it's Trek, and I have a soft spot for it.
FABT: nice to see you holding the Slash end up!! mwahahahaha!
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Jul 17, 2002
I only watch Enterprise because of Scott Bakula.
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random fat bird Posted Jul 17, 2002
Oh yeah, I completely understand 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 17, 2002
You can't stand too close to T'Pol in case she turns round quickly and has your eye out... 
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Mister Matty Posted Jul 17, 2002
Watched most of that first episode on Channel 4 today. It was quite good, Scott Bakula (nice to have him back) was likeable as the Captain, I liked the alien doctor and the bitchy Vulcan science-officer. I also liked the English crewman.
It still has the same problems that US sci-fi tends to suffer from (20th century American values in a futuristic setting, predictable plotting, dislike of anything too "dark") but it was fun enough. It could develop into something really good.
Theme music was as awful as everyone's been saying, though.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 17, 2002
I've seen this series from beginning to end, and even as a diehard trekkie I'd have to say that only about two episodes out of three are worth going out of your way to watch. 
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threesecondmemory Posted Jul 18, 2002
Best looking female
J Dax 7
Seven 3
Ezri Dax 1
Borg Queen 1
Leeta
Ensign Ro 1
Best Looking Male
Worf 1+1/2
Jonathan Archer 1
Quark 1/2
Gul Dukat 1
Chakotay 1
Odo 1
Spock 1
Quark 1/2
Best villain
Gul Dukat 3
Q 1
Most unlikely coupling
Worf and Deanna Troi 1
Kirk & Spock 1
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 18, 2002
Best looking female
T'Pol
Best looking male
Neelix (Only kidding! I'm not qualified to judge)
Best villain
Lore
Most unlikely coupling
Janeway and Tom Paris
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Geoff Taylor - Gullible Chump Posted Jul 18, 2002
"...two episodes out of three are worth going out of your way to watch..."
2 out of 3 ain't bad. (That'd make a good song title 
)
I liked most of Enterprise's first season. I'd prefer an ongoing story rather than stand-alone episodes, but that's just me.
And I hate to say it, but that song's grown on me.
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threesecondmemory Posted Jul 18, 2002
Best looking female
J Dax 7
Seven 3
Ezri Dax 1
Borg Queen 1
Leeta
Ensign Ro 1
T'Pol 1
Best Looking Male
Worf 1+1/2
Jonathan Archer 1
Quark 1/2
Gul Dukat 1
Chakotay 1
Odo 1
Spock 1
Quark 1/2
Best villain
Gul Dukat 3
Q 1
Lore 1
Most unlikely coupling
Worf and Deanna Troi 1
Kirk & Spock 1
Janeway and Tom Paris
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random fat bird Posted Jul 18, 2002
Can I vote ofr Archer? I can't remember if I already did or not. I definitely wouldn't mind getting into his uniform
Being all a bit hormonal and vague
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aonemantidalwave Posted Jul 18, 2002
This is my complaint right.
TV is the most unkinning, unsussed peece a shee*t in the hood right now.More in the area see? You hear me? I'm talking.
More ragga, more boogle and more belgian house.
Lets get tv bangin'
Mat the fark as.
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threesecondmemory Posted Jul 18, 2002
Best looking female
J Dax 7
Seven 3
Ezri Dax 1
Borg Queen 1
Leeta
Ensign Ro 1
T'Pol 1
Best Looking Male
Jonathan Archer 2
Worf 1+1/2
Quark 1/2
Gul Dukat 1
Chakotay 1
Odo 1
Spock 1
Quark 1/2
Best villain
Gul Dukat 3
Q 1
Lore 1
Most unlikely coupling
Worf and Deanna Troi 1
Kirk & Spock 1
Janeway and Tom Paris
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random fat bird Posted Jul 18, 2002
I don't suppose it'd go down well in Star Trek though *ponders*
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aonemantidalwave Posted Jul 18, 2002
This is my complaint right.
TV is the most unkinning, unsussed peece a shee*t in the hood right now.More in the area see? You hear me? I'm talking.
More ragga, more boogle and more belgian house.
Lets get tv bangin'
Mat the fark as.
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- 261: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Jan 29, 2002)
- 262: Wandawoman (Jan 29, 2002)
- 263: Researcher 179388 (Jan 29, 2002)
- 264: Wandawoman (Jan 30, 2002)
- 265: Sho - employed again! (Jul 17, 2002)
- 266: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Jul 17, 2002)
- 267: random fat bird (Jul 17, 2002)
- 268: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 17, 2002)
- 269: Mister Matty (Jul 17, 2002)
- 270: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 17, 2002)
- 271: threesecondmemory (Jul 18, 2002)
- 272: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jul 18, 2002)
- 273: Geoff Taylor - Gullible Chump (Jul 18, 2002)
- 274: threesecondmemory (Jul 18, 2002)
- 275: random fat bird (Jul 18, 2002)
- 276: aonemantidalwave (Jul 18, 2002)
- 277: threesecondmemory (Jul 18, 2002)
- 278: random fat bird (Jul 18, 2002)
- 279: aonemantidalwave (Jul 18, 2002)
- 280: Tabitca (Jul 18, 2002)
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