h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hurray
i can smell tomato sauce...

Where are we going?

We are about to pass through the porthole created by the growth of tomato-sauce-existing-bacteria and into a world of alternative speling and contridictory worms which can clean teh leather on an entire whoe in less time than it takes a brand of shoe polish to construct a gramatical sentance from a violation of potato-chip rights in a emansapated but guild ridden sector of a supermarcket shelf that i once knew.
Funny how life goes?

Wasn't me, guv'nor.

What wasn't what? I think the water is rising...

I don't know what wasn't what. Do you?

no, neither do i... perhaps we shouldn't worry about whatever it was it was..

Maybe. We should keep an eye out for it though. It could be anywhere, anything...

WEll, its tricky, very veryh tricky, i think.. Although as we don't know what it is it might not be

6 times 9 equals 42! (Is that what it was? No, not *it*, just it.)

shows how much attention i was paying, none whatsoever.. Didn't even notice it coming well spotted...

Oh, it was nothing .

OK then, if it was nothing we'll forget about it...

You might, but I won't. I will forever know that it was I, in our hour of need, who strode forward like a knight(hoover?) in shining armour to save the day. So there.

nighthooover! is it can it
*faints

Here, have a . That should help.

*pulls himself together...
oh, ahh, thats better...
sorry, i could have sworn you had said you were nighthoover...

No, no, I said I would remember myself, through rose-tinted spectacles, as *a* *k*night*(hoover?)* (in shining armour, though that's no longer relevant). You see?

Nighthoover, on the other hand, is not me at all. Or even (afaik), you.

ugh to much backlog as usual after a weekend at home. Only a week and a half till thge end of term!

nighthoover rong thread... The interview recorded with Douglas Adams, about a year and a half ago, and broadcast on Radio Four the other evening was quite interesting to say the least... I do pressume we all know that the whole "42" thing in his own words was a joke? nighthoover pizza