h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, parson's seemed more concerned with pushing past me to get to the free bar. Which is my new "tenuos claim to fame".

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Free bar at BBC bash, at least it was 'til about one or so.

hit hen govor

Don't fear
!
I'm here!:
and almost on time!

*anti-climax Man! enters through a tear in teh side of a paper bag...

oh, is the hen alright?

Is Hen related to Bob; the father of nighthoover; worshiped in the temple of the one true bob? "would the real nighthoover please stand up"

please dont say "would the real nighthoover please stand up"

you will get loads stand up

manda

good point all these imposters ; somethines I think i could have picked an easier religion, say, worshiping trowls but then again, there is only one true prophet; nighthoover and only one true father of the one true prophet; Bob

No sign of the mighty one at the Warrington gig on Monday, or at the comedy on Tuesday (but we did have Toby Foster of Phoenix nights headlining ). No sign last night at the New Manchester Bands night at Jabezz Clegg. Got a gig tonight at the Attic so I will have a good check around after the sound check.

Checked the Lowlands festival verrry thoroughly, no sign. Though we could have used him, with the mud and all.

* finds another cupboard hiding under the stairs *

* checks it *

Empty

Toby Foster used to be at my local comedy club in Sheffield every week didn't though

I've heard a rumour that he's impersonating a Klingon somewhere on Saturday afternoon

I shall hoover tonight, the lounge, the kitchen, the other room, and downstairs, but not upstairs.
I may mop later.

The Hand that holds the Hoover holds the hoover

The hoover that holds the dust holds the dust

The dust makes me sneeze<!>

And the dust is removed by our true prophet nighthoover what a great dead if ever there was one Follow the path of the hoover and be most nighthooverable in all your hooverasperations

No sign of nighthoover in XS on Friday, or at the the Star Trek thingummie on Saturday (which was a pretty poor exhibition to be fair). No sign in the Rain Bar or the Pev. Checked the comedy store last night and no sign. My mate won the 'king Gong competition though!