h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No sign in teh Salsburry last night or the Kingston the other night, or the Salsburry the other night, or the Kingston or the Salsburry the time before that no sign whatsoever Tonto is going to do a good check of bars clubs and pubs on his hols, I don't think anyone has checked over there yet

will check XS Malarkey tonight.

I landed in looney farm

Welcome home.

thanx

Antique red rachers of my old half of the pink drainpipe have trailed the wild swamp creatures into a corner where the most thread bare carpet has landed a 10Lb koi carp whilst grilling my left foot

sounds very y

only in relation to the Koi carp, iI assure you.

(please not; the folowing assurance is governed by the following regulations.
A., one per person, non refundible.
B., No part, weather wholesome or jumper, can be reproduced by any authority other than the authority, as laid out in subsection 39 of paragraph 6 in Section 1 of book 2 of regulations regarding fishing payrole for the undenied bookelet; provided with initial regrestration as documented in "registered, notregistered", availible from all branches of sandle wood trees.
c., nighthoover, and teh highpriest may, or may not exist, this is non negationable
D., this is all irrelivent, should any of teh following apply;
1., Socks.
2., transit van.
3., baked beans and sausages with cold fruit and tunna fish cashpoint machines.)

I have a onion.

you get a of me

1 off flowdrill regrind sutable for M6 roll thread.



Wrong window again.

Oo!: I've been after one of those for years

wat no nighthoover

"so i got stuck here" : nighthoover (September 25 2001) is that the last that the prophet should have spoken ?

and, quite clearly, nighthoover did not remain stuck here Oh, our prophet, reveal yourself and lead us to the promised hooverland

Yes, the date of our prophet's disappearance is drawing ever closer I suggest that we all spend the day in our own ways, paying reverence to our great mighty nighthoover Myself, I shall place my hoover in the middle of the room and turn it on listening to its chant I shall meditate on nighthoover and all that is nighthooverly and nighthooverable and good lettuce pray

nighthooverites must all spend the 1st anaversery of nighthoovers disappearance paying tribute to our great mighty prophet, and meditate, as you rightly suggest, and pray for the second coming of nighthoover, oh glorious day whenever that day shall be

Amen

I know I'll be meditating to "I want to break free" and praying for the return of the mighty one.

No sign in XS on Friday. No sign in academy of sound, Johnny Roadhouse or John Rose music on Saturday. I did find a nice new Mapex snare drum though. No sign at the Lock n Load comedy club in Blackburn on Saturday night, and no sign in the curry house in Rusholme afterwards. Nice ruby though. mmmmmm....curry.....

I cooked a most evil ruby the other night It was really nice, and well balanced and cool, but, the problem struck the next day, when the leftovers (I cooked enough for two or three people for some reason), were eaten, it had maranated a treat and was rather more hot than the previous night still rather nice though if only nighthoover had been here, then I could have shared it with our saviour No sign last night, in tram depo, live and let live, salsburry My pink half of the drainpipe continues to keep me seperated from the long dullsome storey of the person's at the bus stops holiday disaster, which is nice if you like that kind of thing

AAAAAIIIIIIiiiiieeeee!

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