h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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it seams this "cult" is based on nothing! so i really don't see the point trying to argue against it...

There you go! Welcome to our cult!

that was me saying "i give up" not "i wanna join!"

Join us. You know it's the sensible alternative to all that sanity out there. You've even got the "I quit" sentiment right already - bunnyfrog will be pleased. Might even be enough for them to start their own schism.

We certainly need another one, 2legs being the prophet of the original cult and of the breakaway cultette isn't introducing enough infighting between the two branches of the faith yet.

simple answer -- forget it!!!

Ive had enough of you lot using me as an anti-mascot, its degrading. you should all be ashamed of yourselves that your cause cannot stand on its own without any additional hangers on. And the cult most definatly not be about 2legs, he already has such things. its about Nighthoover, so QUITTT!!!!!

yeah, leave bunnyfrog alone!!!

I dont need yo' pity foo', I jus' need yo' support (wheres the Mr T smiley when you need it?)
QUITQUITQUIT! Banish 2legs to the nether regions! Cease so that nighthoover might actually not be so afraid when he turns up again!

Oh yesh indeed. What nighthooverites really need is a good religious breakaway scect with fathomless and unbounded and unfettered pseudo-doctarit differences of a fundimental nature the church of the Hasstlehoff never took off did it? and that was a bit too on teh side of the nighthooverites..... we need the cult of the daydysons.... or the antihoovers

Bunnyfrog, please never mention 2legs nether regions in my presence again. The thought's enough to put me off my meditation of the suckiness of the hoover.

Ta ra ra BOOM deeyay,
Bunnyfrog said "QUIT" today,
He quoted a team called "A",
And we all cheered out "YAY!"

I just felt that I should say,
nighthoover went away,
He'll come back now any day,
And we'll throw a big par-tay.

Loess leapords by the bay,
Eat dust bunnies all day,
Along the shore they lay,
Just ask that bloke named Jay.

I've run out of things to say,
That rhyme with "poppinjay",
So I'll just end this way,
Ta ra ra BOOM deeyay!

Ooh, do you rhyme all the time?

We only tend to Rhyme
when we find that we have the time
between our nighthoovery laminations
and our searching British Rail stations,
for search we do everywehre
looking for the one called nighthoover to help end our despair
for searching near and wide
oh look a monkey in that tree eating apple pie

Elephants in the forest I reccomend we cancel everything

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Yea, for is it not written "hello"

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Dare I say it? I think I will, "Shuttup".
There I said it.

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