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Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 101

Tabitca

wumbeevil I've seen the Tiger......I prefer a pussy cat anytime. My funny looking cat Oedipus is better looking than Tiger!! A friend of mine met a bloke in Tesco's .She said she knew he was Ok by what was in his shopping basket.smiley - erm
Maybe thats the answer....buy only catfood and choccy biscuitssmiley - laugh. Another tip....don't date a football referee..now the football season has started you don't see them for months!


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 102

Tefkat

It definitely is Kelli.
*Old, fat smiley - cat licks cream off her whiskers with a self-satisfied smirk.*

The quiet ones are always the best. They have depth, rather than flash.
You can spend a lifetime exploring depth.

Hey HappyDude, why shouldn't a nice guy dress as a girl? Nice girls sometimes dress as guys don't they?
Why should women be allowed to have all the best clothes?


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 103

Uncle Heavy [sic]

im a nice guy. i have the signiature's of three doctors to prove it. actually, i dont, that was a lie. youll just have to take my word for it.


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 104

Tabitca

I'm a psychologist..I don't have to...I know smiley - winkeye


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Post 105

$u$

I definitely wouldn't take his word for it. Shoot you in the back as soon as look at you, that UH.smiley - yikes


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 106

Tefkat

But in a nice way smiley - winkeye (Politely, perhaps?)


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Post 107

$u$

I speak from personal experience here.smiley - winkeye


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Post 108

Uncle Heavy [sic]

but dont i have mesmerising eyes? and you can ply me easily with drink.


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Post 109

$u$

Er...smiley - bigeyes

Well, he's right about the drink.smiley - winkeye


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Post 110

Uncle Heavy [sic]

smiley - tongueout


well, im off to get some chips...laters!

smiley - hug


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Post 111

$u$

Mmmmmm... chips.

smiley - hugUH. Have fun now, and listen to something more upbeat, eh?smiley - smiley


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Post 112

Uncle Heavy [sic]

yes. i have wheezer to make me happy.

i also didnt get any chips:

'can i have some chips please'
'chips will take 40 minutes' he says, serving chips to the man in front of us.

didnt have enough time before school curfew to go to the other chippy


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Post 113

$u$

No chips?smiley - sadface

Did you not try using your mesmerising eyes to make him cook you some?smiley - bigeyes


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Post 114

HappyDude

*burp*


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 115

Uncle Heavy [sic]

no. he was scary looking


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Post 116

Tabitca

coward!smiley - laugh


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Post 117

Uncle Heavy [sic]

no. im scared of the guy who sells chips at the wessex tandoori


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Post 118

Tabitca

I thought uncle heavy wasn't scared of nuffin???smiley - biggrin
He must be a really scary guy..Should i come down there and sort him out?


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 119

Uncle Heavy [sic]

no. dont. he gives me discounts on the chips. but he still scares the crap out of me


Where can I find some nice friendly guys?

Post 120

Tabitca

smiley - laugh


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