h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Xan, aren't you even a bit afraid how you'll be able to live with yourself if you start treating people like sh*t?

If you stop caring about doing the right thing, your chances with girls who are nice and friendly are over.

If only that was so, my life would have been very different.

What do you mean?

See what you women have done, you've made a monster of Xan .



(got to say, I'm seriously considering a light version of the treat 'em mean path myself)

Yeah, another guy having turned to the Dark Side thanks to women. Let's hope it works.

It doesn't. Girls like bad boys women like nice ones

Well, look at the subject line.

Only interested in 17 year old bimbos then? The treat em mean stuff stops working after that..

I've yet to see (or be involved in ) a scenario where being keen has failed to hinder a promising situation...

Could I have that sentence explained?

trick is to be keen but not 'too keen' 6

To put it another way, Xan, being keen has always screwed things up for me. The one time I started to get involved with someone and realised she wasn't right for me and went all quiet on her, well, she got more interested rather than less when I started trying to avoid her because I didn't like to be the one to say 'sorry but it's not working out'.

She was too nice to deserve that - she just wasn't right for me.

On the plus side, I don't think - assuming I get a next time - that I would be too keen next time.

It's funny about that 17 year old bimbo thing. A year ago I was worried about being about to hit 30 and young girls (not as young as 17, but younger than me!) not fancying me any more - now, I wonder where I can find someone my own age because younger women are boring!

>> where I can find someone my own age because younger women are boring! <<

Plus they're no good at sex.

RF

practice makes perfect eh

"Plus they're no good at sex."

Ah, crap!

Really??

Footbacon, are you trying to contradict me with that comment? If you think you're so good at sex, come down here and prove it!

RF

Theres very little involved in being good at sex
I find, most of it involves turning up n being willing I've had few complaints

"Theres very little involved in being good at sex"

Well that's a load off my mind

For women that is ..you lot get to do all the work
though saying that we can be too busy worying about if you think our bum/belly/thighs looks fat to care what youre doing!