h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pricks up ears*

Gossip!!!

Nah, I just haven't got the guts...in 4 years of attending the clinic she works in we've only talked shop

hi there! I'm just starting on h2g2 and want to try one of these conversations. so, i would categorize myself as nice, friendly and female, and who are you?

Hi there and welcome to hootoo. Hmm, I'm a nice, friendly guy I suppose.

A crusty old male has-been, more machine now than man, spent 4 years on this thing and I can't get off!

That's a description of me by the way - not Xantic

He may be a machine, but he's friendly.

Hi , I'm a nice friendly girl who has been on hootoo for nearly two years now.

wonderful, just to type a few stupid words and some idiot answers! (excuse me, that was nothing personal) So, where are you from? are you all english or what? we now have a discussion topic and you can let out all your prejudices, because I'm german.

Nice, friendly who's allergic to having her photograph taken

Hi susanne, welcome to the guide

Exscuse me a min.

*turns to daSilva* Just because you haven't perfected the are of camera dodging yourself!!!!

I'm English, I live on the England/Wales border and I work in a college library.

*to Odo* If anyone tries to take a photo of my ugly mug it usually ends in the breaking of their camera...not that I'm a vicious person, just that it causes people's camera's to break!

Also English, living and working in Birmingham right in the heart if the country - we welcome people from the world over, though to some Belgium is a naughty word...

you love books? great, me too. but I guess, on this site are some people with my interests. i got the address from one of Douglas Adams' books, he probably is a god for all who contribute here. I'm afraid I will have to go soon, but I would enjoy talking some more later. I'll be here again at 19 o'clock CET, I think that's 18 o'clock in your english library.

Lots of book fans, not everyone's heard of Douglas Adams though - film fans, computer buffs, musical types, just one big, usually happy family

I'm engish too, somewhere near london ..usually very friendly but currently wondering where i put that 'frog' spell

You might want to consider using that 'machine' line in the future daSilva, from some of the conversations I have over heard of young ladies discussing men the term 'he's real machine' seems to be complimentary

Hi susanne, welcome to H2G2. I'm a small furry creature from alpha-centauri, I'm 301 years old and I work on a local farm where we mine chocolate and extract from the local lakes.

301? whats the secret?

Hmmm, German girls are nice

We're all pretty nice if you treat us right

Be yourself, be genuine, don't lay it on and bu**shit every girl you meet and you'll be fine sweetie!