h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I generally go for a #3 all over - nice and low maintenace, short enough to be easy, long enough that it hides my scalp (excepting of course when the Admiral takes it upon herself to do a Texas Chainsaw Massacre routine wiht the trimmer).

But if I was getting wed again I'd get the professionals in. You're going to end up grinning (or gurning) out of a wedding photo on top of the piano for the rest of your natural, and the average bride would not appreciate their groom with rotten hair. Best to involve her, then if it turns out wrong it's her fault.