h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Drouth?

When throwing rocks at seagulls, never leave a tern unstoned.


~jwf~

Try it with turnips.

Do deceased White house staff get buried all at once, or do they inter interns in turn?

... take the next turning on the left ...

... if I turn into a princess, would that be becoming ?

Some more turns:

... I have just turned 21...
... this milk has started to turn...
... ugh, that's stomach turning...
... she was always helpful, doing good turns...
... I think she's having one of her turns...
... this steak in done to a turn...
... you don't expect me to eat that turnip...

Okay, I admit the last one doesn't count.

Management gurus - they turn up in turn ups to turn around the down turn in turn around.

Is "... this steak in done to a turn..." the origin of the "done to a T" ?

How about some tortoligy (I think that's the right word) ...
... turn and turn about ...

One good turn deserves another.

she was a good researcher,always a for everyone,never thought that one day she would turn bad

Does anyone think we've turned this subject inside out, gone full circle ? I'm getting dizzy !

Not so much a thread - more a mobius strip.

Indeed, we may soon re-turn to the beginning!

..and god said let there be ..lights.

*OK last one to leave turn off the lights*

I think the milk has turned.

that you've gone back to the lighting arrangement ~jwf~ as it gives me the opportunity to enlighten the rest of you with this one:
At the entrance to the tunnel joining Hong Kong Island to Kowloon is the notice "It is strictly forbidden to aboard or alight from vehicles in this tunnel" Alight has been covered in depth, but 'abord'?
Also, the word cacoepy has swum within my ken.Connected with cacology. Wanna try how close we can get to the cack words without getting moderated?

Are you cackling at the moderators ?

Is there another name for eggs along thelines of cackleberries, or has my brain suffered another blow out?

Eggs are just premature chickens (or whatever)