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Sarcasm and age

Post 1

The lost

I'm sure I'm getting worse the older I get I used to be able to get through the whole day only muttering one or two sarcastic outbursts. Now it seems be every second sentence!

I start of with good intentions in a morning, all bright eyed and bushy tailed, promising myself that today I'll be good, I will not utter one sarcastic comment.

But then people happen smiley - sadface


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Post 2

The lost

smiley - rofl forgot the question

Which is so you find the same or is it just me?


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Post 3

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Sarcasm can be funny. Do people laugh at your sarcasm?


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Post 4

The lost

Yes

Sometimes they laugh when I'm not meaning to be funny


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Post 5

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

You're probably fun to have around. Please don't change.


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Post 6

The lost

Aww thank you Paul


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Post 7

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

And what's more, I wasn't being sarcastic when I said that. smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

The lost

smiley - rofl


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Post 9

Pink Paisley

I have a reputation for being grumpy. Sarcasm takes too much effort.

I've had to practice hard though. It's taken years to get like this.

PP.


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Post 10

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

If it takes years to become Grumpy, how long does it take to become Sneezy or Dopey? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 11

The lost

smiley - rofl


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Post 12

Pink Paisley

A short while.

PP.


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Post 13

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

This is the pollen season. I'm Sneezy fairly often.


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Post 14

The lost

Ah that time of year when fresh air tries to kill me.

Living on the knife edge can be liberating.

Well at least that's what I tell myself


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Post 15

Paigetheoracle

I have to say I am 66 and couldn't be any happier, sadly (the suicide note is in the drawer).


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Post 16

Paigetheoracle

Fresh air doesn't kill you! Pollen my word, what nonsense!


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Post 17

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I'm allergic to lilacs. There's a lilac bush just across the street form me, but so far I'm managing.


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Post 18

Paigetheoracle

I can't bear the smell of lavender or the taste of gin. Somebody snuck some of the latter past me in a daiquiri once. I still haven't forgiven them.


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Post 19

The lost

Happy towel day peeps


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Post 20

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I'm sure my towel will be happy today as long as I don't get it wet. Maybe towels like to be dry as much as people do.


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