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I'll contact the magician - you put out the party invites....deal?

Sounds like a deal to me!

...we'll have to actually organize enough of the party to keep them distracted though.

Since I'm new here, do you know if there is a 'Come to My Party' board?

We could post the invitations there - call it Moondance The Eve of Destruction - they'd all luv it.

Meanwhile....I'll look up David Copperfield.

I'm pretty new myself... so I don't know about that. Plus with the amount of conversations going on here I don't think I'd know anyways

A thought occurs... what if they're bluffing and just trying to get us to throw a party for them?

Good point, I'm not sure they have the where with all to carry out their evil plan anyhow.

I'm at the stage now where I'm hoping it was all a bluff.

Clangers are now refugees and encamped in Tenerife - just where they shot those moon scenes in that film were they faked the moon landings.....can't remember the name.....
wait.....
was it Capricorn 1 or something like that?

Anyhow they're displaced now and Bear in the Big Blue House is talking to himself so it was a most unkind bluff.

Bear still has Shadow doesn't he?

But they'll miss out on that song with the moon

I think they're real plan *was* to have someone throw a party for them!

...Nervy

Yea, but its not a moonshadow....

I don't believe the nerve of some people, it'll take weeks to put all this stuff right again.

It was worth it though... just in case the threat is real. Better safe than sorry.

We need to get something important sorted out -> Is the party going ahead???

The partys still on ok, its just that we're still looking for a venue.....

It should be held on the dirty decayed wreck of the moon...hahahahaha!!!

You

If I wanted to I could send the Clangers round to sort you lot out once and for all, but instead I'm throwing a partyto show there's no hard feelings.

I don't think you have any cohesive plan anyhow - so your empty threats don't scare me anymore.

We have a plan yeah...it's evil and malicious and more importantly fool proof!!!

I don't believe you

I think you're being

I suspect you got the reaction you wanted with the panic of the Clangers who don't have the benefit of a Guide nor indeed a towel

However, they have been denied refugee status (even the government don't believe you have a plan ) so they will be deported again within the next few days and will return to this time with a towel......

Your plot has failed - so you may as well give up and go to the party

I think the fair Lady maybe underestimating the power of our brand of fool

She stands alone..... and I think we have the measure of her this time...

I hope we have the measure of her this time.

metric?

"fool proof!!!"

I love it when people say that

But for something to be truly fool proof you must first get into the mind of the fool your after.

There go the Clangers back to the , lets wait with baited breath to see how fool proof this plan is.....

Her measure is neither imperial nor metric....but there is no evilometre on this site