h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you any money to buy them coz I surely don't

No, but we could rob a bank or somethin'.

Wait, does "Monopoly" money count?

If Daleks count I think we're safe in thinking monopoly money counts

Ok, so we'll get a couple games of monopoly and pay them off with that.

We'll have to dig up dirt on the ones we can't buy though.

I'll star with their PS's gotta show their weakness there>evilgrin>

thats better

It certainly is better

Good idea... do we know who all the members are?

Just have to look back at the thread I suppose.....


Just call me Sherlock

I think the moon is safe because they seem to have lost interest... are we wasting our time?

Check out post 70 and 75 - we were threatened with powerpoint and daleks

Then gauge whether they are bluffing or not!!

Wasn't there only one threatening us though?

She can't do too much all on her own... against two of us?

She did mention others... but they haven't shown up.

There were 2 independent postings on page one....she claims there are 4 of them.....this needs more investigation I think....but in the meantime I have to go to the winners ceremony

All right I'll see you there.

I'll be last to arrive

*Minutes from the let's destroy the moon campaign leaked to the Mail on Sunday*

LAA: Let's see what's on the agenda today

Logan Greg: Yeah, it'was destroying moon wannit mate

Tim: Yeah

Dalek: Exterminate

LAA: Okay, the forces of evil who want to save the moon have will be trying to bribe our minions with wads of monopoly money.

Tim: We're not stupid enough to fall for a trick like that, oh yeah did you er... did you get the tickets for the game I wanted.

LAA: Oh Londinium Lemurs vs. Brisbane lions...yeah but I want the money now

Tim: Fair dinkum

Dalek: Resistance is useless

LAA: I don't remember Daleks saying that???

Logan Greg: O I think Dario sold us some dodgy daleks

LAA: No, he said they were the top of the range model. Anyway I think we need get Sailor Moon out the picture before we start putting our plan together

*plays the A-team signature tune*

I have to admit that I don't know how we can compete with that... unless we get weapons of mass destruction and turn them against you.

In any case, you won't be able to get Sailor Moon out of the picture... and we may have something more persuasive than monopoly money... chocolate dollars... they're very shiny and delicious.

Plus we've got bumber stickers

Save the MOOOONNN!!!!

Moon for the

We've got bomber stickers:

Ha! That's nothing compared to our *suspenceful music* SECRET WEAPON!

Pssst....

What's our secret weapon???