h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sure we can make one

ff,

We couldn't even organise a decent party

How on are we going to build an evilometre?????

Well, I thought cardboard, pencil crayons and macoroni... didn't think it required much more.

...and how exactly do we get that stuff onto this site???

Hmmm... hadn't thought of that... virtual cardboard, pencil crayons and macoroni

Yea.....virtually impossible

Where there's a will there's a way... or not.

Lets hope eh!

Hate to say it but our plans.....like theirs.....are fundamentally flawed

Well, I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.

At least we're fighting fire with fire though

Well at least me, Tim & Logan Greg have now got a powerpoint presentation to show the world how bad luna is, and hopefully we'll get some funding!!!

So there are four of you and a power point presentation and you think that will get funding to take out the moon.......you're havin a laff

The moon has much more support than I think you realise, ff and myself may not have the know how to organise a party, but we'll be enlisting the support of various high profile celebrities.....don't want to name-drop, but we already have the Clangers and Bear in the big blue house, negotiations are ongoing with Bungle from Rainbow, Andy Pandy and the Woodentops....

I imagine our fundraising efforts will be much superior to a 'power point' presentation.

By the way we also have the Wombles who are preparing to top the bill at a charity concert at Wimbledon Common MOONDANCE.....cya there maybe

Wow fizzymouse! I didn't realize we had so much celebrity support I thought we could get the military involved but we won't need to now!

We can maybe organize a benefit concert?

Come on ff, you know a lot of folks on this site by now - it ok getting the celebs, but what benefit is a concert if no-one goes???

Theres 4 of those Lun-attacks and only 2 of us, so help me drum up some support for our cause before its lost......, and Lord Wolfie will have nothing to howl with pride at

Alright, I'll see what I can do

We've our first meeting with the Daleks today, hopefully we'll make some progress!!!

Daleks....Daleks....I understood the good Doctor destroyed the last of the Daleks quite recently.

If we are to believe that you have re-incarnated them I will have no alternative but to contact Mr Ben who will deal with them forthwith...

Mr. Ben ha, his power went away with the fall of C&A!!!

What's this nonsense about destroying the moon? That would seriously confuse the werewolves on this site

Help us save the moon - you're a General, you must know something about fighting evil

Werewolves are also welcome - at a suitable distance - every man/woman/beast must unite to beat the threat to our primary moon

Mr Ben will help direct our offensive on the enemy with his friend the shopkeeper - you will recognise them as s, but beware of the Daleks......

Daleks? We'll need to get the bad wolf on our side...