h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You are among like minded friends Chicken.

We are on a mission to Save The Moon.

Our number is small (3) but it could be smaller (1) and I hope it will get bigger (10) but I think we have the passion to pull off this great achievment and keep the moon for future generations.

The Clangers are up for it and the Almighty will pass his hand over it, around it and through it if needs be.

We need more people though to keep the momentum going and lunatics are just the right sort of folks for the job - that affinity with the moon is essential to divert the attention of the lunahaters to Cruithne.

BTW I am trying to contact Bear in the Big Blue House - He will be able to tip the wink to the moon to stay behind heavy cloud cover until further notice. If you see him first pass this message on.

Just looked in back garden and the moon looks beautiful, if we get rid of the moon the earth will flood with tidal movement, we will all die and fish will rule the world.

Would you want a cod faced fish running this country, maybe its already happened

Bovril,

Be careful, I think you have inadvertently stumbled upon the root of this plot.

Shapeshifters, their existance can be confirmed in some episodes of Star Trek and by David Icke.

Their plans to take over the world are well advanced and they have of course placed themselves in Prime position for the final conquest.

I fear that this plot to destroy the moon is perhaps phase one of the final push so I urge you to be careful who you voice your concerns to and try to get in touch with Bear to let the moon take evasive action.

Fizzy, the moon is fully aware with what is going on and the MDU have taken action.

All fish are being monitored via underground tremor detection, MDU also know that invasion of the moon is imminent, will keep you posted with any further development.

Fizzy remember one thing, the moon must survive for our sake

See its still here then.

Met a moomintroll tonight who is in contact with the Clangers and a full scale evacuation is ongoing.

If you have a clear sky tonite keep an eye on it - I think you may be pleasantly surprised!!!

The little woollen ships are close.

I don't like the sound of destroying the moon.
If the moon wasn't there the earth would be taken off it's axis and we would all fry as we moved closer to the sun....I think Thankyou moon..

Can anyone see the moon tonight?

Big storm blowing here and I can't see the sky for the clouds.

Clangers have not been in touch for 18 hours now and I'm getting concerned, those that have been plotting to destroy the moon have also been very quiet of late....

Is it still there....anyone....please let me know.

Fizzy, the moon is fine can see it from here, glowing like a white head pimple, but much larger of course, have phoned the chief clanger but no answer, having dinner i think, soup probably

Phew!!!

Was getting stressed here.....

So do you think they have given up and gone away then?

Has the danger passed?

I hope so....I sure do luv the moon

Trust me, all is safe....

Until tommorrow, who knows

Nope we're still here...listen mates and matesess what has the moon ever done for us, or will do for us which is different from the idea of moving Jupiter a bit closer!!!

Planets are planets, you move one closer and they will all want to come, we need our space

Right there Bovril,

What would high tide be like with Jupiter doing the pulling?

All that noxious gas drifting around us would make my eyes water even more.

Its bad enough on this planet with orange street lamps - what colour would jupiter shine be, and could you drink it?

Where would the man in the moon live?

No-one else in the universe would know we are here, they couldn't see us around jupiter, and worse still we couldn't see them until its too late.......

Does anybody know James Bond...this is getting too big a job for us now, how can we save the moon????

HHHHHEEEELLLLLPPPPP..........

Dont let them kill the moon! You cant. Its nicer than the sun, and also, some american guy claimed it and sold bits of it to people. So its peoples property....

Thanx Anti-everthing, but are you a double agent for us or them?

Are you trying to save the moon? Coz if you are - you're not anti everything are you?

Either way, do you have a plan to save the moon?

These folks are without consience and will stop at nothing to destroy the moon, so we need a champion with a plan or it'll be a bit of an anti-climax won't it?



Our friend looks ok from here at the moment but I can't anti-cipate their next move, Clangers are not responding to our attempts at contact and things are looking grim.

Your help would be most appreciated.

I have an idea to save the moon!!!

We can make some sort of video showing it being blown up and broadcast it world-wide. We then put an SEP drive on the moon and the anti-moonists will be none the wiser!


ff

Except that the anti-lunar lobby have read your post and won't be fooled by a cheap trick!!!

Nice idea FF, but as they're on to it what if we went for the more expensive trick....say David Copperfield, mirrors and that sort of thing .

Could it work???

Hmmm... we could try. Maybe we could throw a party and call it "the I want to destroy the moon swinging bash" and while they're all there we could set everything up!