h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My stalker appears to have returned

My stalkers won't go away. (Poor things) Bless

Gary Wright's "dream weaver" album

The trees are singing, the birds are swaying

The trees have set my hayfever off. Itchy nose and all that. Best be careful I don't get in an argument with somebody.

Oh hang on, that's all a bad thing

Oh here's one, there was a hedgehog in the garden this afternoon

I haven't had hayfever since I started wearing contacts 4 1/2 years ago. Though maybe hayfever had just got sick of me because if I go outside without contacts, I still don't get hayfever

I didn't get it until I was about 15 or 16. Then I just got it for a couple of weeks. Over the past few years though it seems to start earlier and end later *Scratches nose*

I've just had my new pair of combats altered

Which has nothing to do with hayfever, but is a reason to be cheerful

It was a lovely day today and I went for a bike ride. And, I wasn't tooo puffed out

I've just watched Forrest Gump

Hayfever remedy:

Find a local beekeeper. Eat some local honey. Acts as a sort of immunisation to the stuff in the local trees and flowers.

And if it doenst work, well, a slice of wholemeal toast spread with honey isn't the worst way to start the day!

Reason #1: I am bouyed from just having visited my baby, her hubby and the three grand-kids for a week.

Reason #2: Now knowing first-hand the intensity of my 3-year-old namesake's tantrums, normally living 1,818 miles, (or 2,925 km) away is a GOOD thing.

hot bath. wireless internet. All I'd need is a significant other and then things couldn't be more perfect.

I've just watched Jumanji, the monkeys on the motorbike are the best reason to be cheerful I've had all day

Those crazy monkeys, whatever will they do next?

Probably vote Lib dem, the pesky things!

I've just found a transcript thingy about HitchHikers

Which one?

Cadburys fruit and nut chocolateand Johnny Depp