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Save the long-stemmed dandelion!
Buff Posted Jun 26, 2000
Let's change the subject now, before this goes any further towards where I think it might be going.
How about....
(thinking....thinking...thinking...)
Apathy.... Nah, too much effort. Wait, wait...South Park! Yeah, that's it.
So how about that there South Park?
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 1, 2000
I know this forum's gone off subject slightly, but can I include it in the Ministry of Silly Campaigns? (http://www.h2g2.com/A360721) Please!
Also, wouldn't the sheep eat the long stemmed dandelions, therefore not helping the original idea at all...
just pondering...
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Buff Posted Jul 1, 2000
Oooh! Please do include it. The Ministry of Silly Campaigns sounds great.
You know, I think you're right. The sheep *would* eat the dandelions. Although one could use the cash generated by tourests feeding the sheep to buy more land for ther dandelions. If you really wanted to go to all that trouble...
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Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jul 2, 2000
use the new gene stuff to make sheep that wouldn't eat the dandelions.problem solved.
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Buff Posted Jul 5, 2000
Better yet, let's use gene splicing to make mobile dandelions. Then they could get out of the way of the lawnmowers and the sheep.
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 5, 2000
But then they'd probably go and hide under a bush or something and they wouldn't decorate your lawn...
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who's not *trying* to be difficult, but just *is*.
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Buff Posted Jul 5, 2000
Well, if we're designing them, we could certinaly make them like open spaces. Or we could fence them...
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 7, 2000
That's a very good idea! Just make sure they're not claustraphobic Dandelions!!! 
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Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jul 9, 2000
nothing worse than claustraphobic dandelions,I find...
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 10, 2000
Terrible, absolutely terrible. Such devasting consequences too...
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Buff Posted Jul 12, 2000
Yes...
All that money spent on therapy... What a shame....
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Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jul 13, 2000
someone should start a collection...
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Buff Posted Jul 18, 2000
Are you saying that someone would actually have to DO something?
Eeekk!
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Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jul 19, 2000
Hmmm...thats true...scratch that
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Buff Posted Jul 21, 2000
Maybe the dandelions should be genetically engineered to be feirce and bloodthirsty. Then no-one would need to prootect them, and the would keep religious propagandists off the doorstep, and cats out of the flowerbeds.
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 22, 2000
Hmmm... that could work, but surely that's just *propagating* violence (*bad* joke).
And what would happen if someone you knew came around and you forgot to tell them about the dandelions... could cause a lot of problems with the insurance companies. Would they cover death by bloodthirsty dandelions?
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Buff Posted Jul 23, 2000
Well, you'd have to train them of course. Dandelion obedience school.
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Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jul 23, 2000
Theres a really bad pun in there somewhere....
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Buff Posted Jul 25, 2000
If you find it, I'll sic the dandelions on you.
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