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Save the long-stemmed dandelion!

Post 21

Davius the Mostly Competent

Precisely.

Nonvascular plants include club mosses, which are these short green fuzzy-spear looking things, if I remember correctly. They're rather hard to describe.


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Post 22

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

what you said(typed) sounded like english..I think most of the words were english but I don't know what it means.My definitions come from a half remembered biology class from a year ago..


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Post 23

Davius the Mostly Competent

You were right, in any case.


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Post 24

Buff

I wish I had something interesting to say about nonvascular plants, but I don't, so you two will just have to come up with something.
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Post 25

Davius the Mostly Competent

No prob!

It would be a bad idea to plant your lawn in them if you were ever planning on having anything step on it, because nonvascular plants don't have the springyness(sp?) of vascular plants (i.e. grass) due to their lack of woody tissue (the xylem and phloem). You wouldn't need to mow the front yard, but you'd have to fence it in.


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Post 26

Buff

Why not just plant grass, fence it, and then get some sheep?
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Post 27

Davius the Mostly Competent

Heyyy... Then you could put sheep-food dispensers at strategic points around the fence, so people would come along with their little kids, the kids would say with the typical plaintive little-kid voice, "Daddy (or Mommy), can I please feed the sheep?", and their parents would have to pony up 25 or 50 cents so their offspring could feed the sheep. You'd make a tremendous profit given the buy/sell cost ratio, assuming that you live in a high-pedestrian area.


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Post 28

Buff

Yeaah...! (big insane grin) Great thought. smiley - smiley


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Post 29

Davius the Mostly Competent

Actually, that idea came from observing the petting zoo at the San Francisco Zoo.


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Post 30

Buff

It's still a great thought though.
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Post 31

Davius the Mostly Competent

Thanks! smiley - fish


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Post 32

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

*gasp as I come up for air* whats going on?.my internet connection's been frazzled and I....sheep?(I'm a little bit scared)


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Post 33

Buff

Sheep...(nudge,nudge,wink,wink)

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Post 34

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

hokay...crashing quickly and eye-contact-avoidingly on...what was the question?


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Post 35

Buff

I think it was... how to improve your lawn? I'm confused too, and I started this forum. Oh well....

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Post 36

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

do what I do when i'm confused-pretend you didn't hear the question


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Post 37

Scobieman

I thought phloem was what came out of your nose when you had a cold


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Post 38

Buff


Phlegm?


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Post 39

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

well...it can be green...


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Post 40

Buff

Or some other colors I'd rather not think about...

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