h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes white crow, you may have something there. as a matter of fact i know you have something there! biting the heads off of furbies would not only be great fun but think of the side benefits as well, we would all be strengthening our choppers at the same time !

Hello! Me Furby! Party! Kkkkkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt..........

Are there any tooth forum images? (And how do I put those images on the forums?)

Neer mind about that.

I have only been within 1 feet of TWO furbies in my whole life (all 13 years of it), and I wanted to crush the next live furby I was within ten feen of. This was at Toy City, and I played four levels of Star Wars (Episode I) Racer at the "Try Me" Nintendo 64. Does anyone have Star Wars Racer for their computer? And what does it have to do with teeth? (Besides the fact that crashing head-on into a wall is bad for said teeth)

And speaking of Star Wars Racer, I downloaded a demo of it yesterday and it said I needed a 3D card. Does anybody have one I can use?

Well Im back and boy am I ready for a good laff.
Brussel Sprout flav'ed toothypaste - NAH!!!! Now Im sick
but that suggestion is well too horrible.

I do think though that furby flavoured toothpaste would be good
but the real thing would be better.

I had an experience with a Terry's Choccie Orange recently and
it got me thinking that it would make a wonderful flave for a
tooffypaste.

Just a thought

Lots of lurve

Christina
XXX

Why make toothpaste out of a seventies band?

No, but you can purchase a selection of my mature cheeses toothpastes available in Stilton, Roquefort and Gorgonzola flavours. If that isn't to your taste you might like to sample my smoked fish varieties. Honestly, my dental hygiene products will totally transform your love life.....

As well as baking powder, people traditionally brushed their teeth with salt. Have you ever noticed how Chinese take-away food is so salty? This is because in china they don't brush at all, they floss with specially manufactured chow-mein. All Chinese take-aways are in fact military instillations preparing for the glorious day when Maoist forces worldwide will rise and seize the reigns of power from the hands of the imperialist trans-national corporate war machine.
Dentists are in fact highly trained secret agents in the employment of The Government. Their surgeries, cunningly disguised, are actually exremly sophisticated surveillance centres equipped with a bewildering array of surreal, bond-esque devices. Next time you get a filling or a root canal job you will in fact be receiving a high power transceiver or a cache of deadly nerve-agents. So be warned.

No, but you can purchase a selection of my mature cheeses toothpastes available in Stilton, Roquefort and Gorgonzola flavours. If that isn't to your taste you might like to sample my smoked fish varieties. Honestly, my dental hygiene products will totally transform your love life.....

The suspense is killing me. DOES anyone have a 3D card I can use?

now i'm sure that i'm not the only one who has noticed that these furry little smeggers not only breed by binary fission when left alone and control kids' brains using microwave behaviour-altering weapons (as per manufacturer's guarantee), they also sneak out of little brat's rooms at night and drink all your beer/steal the car/mug old people/graffiti schools/etc. Is this some kind of invasion? are they government agents? ohmygodihavetogothereoneoutsidethedoorwithashotgun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As in: what love life?

Oh dear, never mind.
But cheese toothpaste can make you more attractive...if mice are your thing.

I haven't GOT any love life!

If you really are 13 then i'm not suprised. Your day will come.

Yes. I AM 13.

Well at that age you should be more interested in carmageddon 2, burning down sheds, and causing major floods in the school toilets.

No, I'm more interested in reading Star Wars books, making a lightsaber replica, and getting a 3D card so I can play "Star Wars Racer".

Good for you. Is that a new game? Rogue squadron was pretty cool.
By the way, going by the time, I take it you're an American?