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Cider.

Um, vodka and - again.

You Started without me?

Vodka and pepsi, ice no slice.

A double JD, ice & water (we ran out of Coke). It's the third drink of the evening. The second was a .

Oooooooooooh, that's hardcore drinking it with water I the drinking though

......what a dollop

One is, indeed, hardcore. It's a dirty job...

...........But Roymondo's got to do it?

Yep. The workload's quite intense though. In fact, I've been thinking of training up a crack team of commando-stylee Roymondo support chaps.

If you've got a dirty job and no-one to do, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...



...nah, too obvious. Too much sobriety methinks!

I though for a moment there we were going to get a burst of;

"Who you gonna call?

BTW, if anyone is going to go Commando round here.....

Oh, that needs a brief banjo based cover version.

Commando? But what about the chafing?

In this weather nothing comes near chafing

Good point. Or rather, small point.

Small............but perfectly formed

I was tempted to leave that post there, floating in cyberspace, haunting you like a haunty thing, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I would have posted a load of nonsense(no change there then) til t flipped over a page anyway

Nonsense? I don't think I've ever seen any nonsense on h2g2.

(where's the Legstacular Madame when you need him, er, her, er, it?)

The second half of a bottle of

Ruddy Thespians!

Cocoa (made with very little sugar) with a splash of hazelnut advocaat in it, from my favourite mug that's actually microwave safe, a bright red one with white dots.

A ridiculously large glass of rose wine!! My favourite tipple, especially when made into spritzers with soda water, mmmm!

L x