h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And under the Christmas tree, too!

Excuse me while I scratch Onkle's Glove.

Ouch, I caught Onkle's Glove in my boxers!

The glove's itching.

I cut the glove shaving.

This one's open to interpretation, too:

http://www.uslarer-land.de/cms/fileadmin/editoren/ferienorte/schoenhagen_pelle.gif

He looks like a potato pimp in the second picture.

I wonder if he has his own potato-pimp credit card system? Chip 'n' pimp.

Leather boots? Thats one messed up spud.

Onkel in bondage gear

And that's his sword quivering right?

Now on this one, you wonder what he's doing with his hands in his trousers:

http://www.uslarer-land.de/cms/fileadmin/editoren/ferienorte/bollensen_pelle.gif

Stop me! I'm starting to do it too!

The other two seem to have a hand missing too. The one on the right looks happier than any potato should look, i think he's pulled.

I don't want to know

And to bring this thread back on track, here's Onkel Pelle hitting the

http://www.uslarer-land.de/cms/fileadmin/editoren/ferienorte/kammerborn_pelle.gif

Quite innocently, too. No bits in sight

Are these really genuine, and has nobody noticed this before? In that last one you have three spuds, one of who's playing with himself, one is patting him on the back in a congratulatory manner (and, as airy says, with a 'Ooh, I could be in here' look) and the third's wearing a phallic hat! Remarkable!

They're real. Honi soit qui mal y pense

Suddenly, potatoes are everywhere!

http://comics.com/comics/brevity/archive/images/brevity2006111110504.gif

Too much pervy potato madness!

Currently drinking a very strong coffee. The flatmate bought one of those metal whack-it-on-the-hob coffee makers. After spending a few minutes figuring out how to use it I am now very buzzed!

Having cocoa again, because I'm too lazy to make tea.

But it's in a plain, white, entirely potatoless mug.

Just have some Fanta in a Coca Cola glass. Unfortunately the Fanta bottle was open for a bit too long already.

Flat Fanta.

I'm currently drinking a nice hot cup of soup, and am scratching Onkle's glove before going out to watch a firework display.

I'm drinking Oranjeboom and bashing an electric drumkit.

You got it? Give us a paradiddle you perdcussion pup

THWACK THWACK THWACK, TISH, BOOM

It's not that great actually. The kit's alright but the drivers are for a game controller rather than MIDI, which means I can't put it into Cubase. Also, the bundled software's latency is shocking.

Still, it's fun to bash about on!