h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's nice to hear from a man who can cook. I have a friend who can't cook (or maybe won't )cook so the family have to eat out all the time!

This isn't overly boring really is it? I'm no good at cooking though....

I've just had a bath. Usual bubble bath. Shaved. Bit of foam went in my ear but i removed it with a tissue. Might have one again tomorrow. I'll tell you what happens.

1+1=2
2x3=6
6^2=36
5=sqroot(4^2+3^2)
e^ixpi=-1
6x9=42

Are you an advocate of cotton bud use or do you believe it is the Devil's tool?

I went to work today, home now though.

I am drinking my

Much to hate to do so, I fear that I must, in perhaps an all-too-exciting mannor reply to an earlier post and say.:
"I couldn't cook, spent three possibly even four weeks in such a state when I arrived at university. Got boared with c**p from supermarket, and experimented. then looked at a few recipies, none of which I could be bothered or fussed to do, and adapted. Thus begun experimentation. From which route all food I do comes I went out tonight No, not very exciting, went to buy ciggerettes.
I did buy ciggerettes, two packets to be precise.
On the way back, the route unfortunatly passed by, within ten paces, the door to a pub. This is where I've been since earlier. I drank and smoked.
Since which I've smoked something different, but that I probably shouldn't have done, for many good, nortical and astrological reasons

I went to Ibiza for a fortnight and brought back all the condoms unused

Kill me.

Kill me now.

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We Won't ever* do that why would we want to?

you ok Sat? You sound a little down?

Ooh sorry. I was just a bit morose earlier.

for all of you.

Back to the banal.

My badge is broken.

SIGH..........

I think I'll go out in a bit.

I've done nothing all day.

I've just changed back from wearing daily disposible contact lenses to wearing monthly semi-disposable ones, thus saving myself £20 a month and allowing me the convienience of taking my eyes out after work and then puting them back in again if i'm going to pub or something- with dailies you can't do that without wasting a pair of fresh lenses-that said i do now have to mess about with solutions and cleaning my lenses- it all takes time my friends-which of course is in very short supply in the morningMindyou at least the brand i am trying at the moment is as comfortable as the daily ones that i am now used to-as the first ones i tried were very uncomfortable.
oh how i love the sound of mass unsubscribing in the morning......

That sounds exciting to me time to think of food again

Eastenders is on the telly