h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am wearing a burgundy cardigan because it is cold.

I am wearing a around my neck...not by choice I add.

I put my christmas tree lights in a vase last night - they look very nice

That sounds quite interesting...was it a glass vase?

Yup a square squat vase, and the lights are cubes and boxes - all red....looks very nice, very geometric...I'm trying to get a big blobby vase to fill with old light bulbs and put on the windowsill

My knees ache.

I just got completely the wrong idea about what someone wanted a went to stroke them and now they're forcing a polite smile...

My back aches...and I'v got to pack a suitcase, completely unrelated but still

My knees still ache. Now I am doing my nails.

They've gone.

I don't care.

I'm sitting at my computer.
I just paid for two Items I won on Ebay.
I have no idea why I bidded for them, let alone waht they were.

I don't care that you don't care... although that you cared enough to mention that you don't care merits note... hence a responce.

Meh.

I've got period pains and it feel slike my kidneys are trying to escape.

10 minutes to go, I log on to Ebay, I'm still the highest bidder and remain so, until.
0 minutes left! go to item page, seven seconds left and I've been out bid so I put in a bid, not high enough put in another bid, and win the item with one second to go If only it was something i actually want, but it was sort of fun, oh dear, this is getting far to exciting, I'll get my coat

I have a strange ache by my fingernail. I cannot decide whether it feels bad, or it feels good...

I'm starting to get pins and neddles in my right foot, because of the way I am sitting. I may move the foot, and indeed the entire leg, on that side of my body shortly, to prevent it getting to bad.

That's "too" and "needles" - oh I can't be bothered, I'd be here all night...