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J Posted Feb 20, 2006
Pbuh? Ahem, yes.
As Vice President of these here parts, and on behalf of President Hypatia, and as a friend of the leaders of two significant armies on this site, I command you to surrender unconditionally or face certain annihilation. If we do not receive a formal surrender within 24 hours, Alabaster House may have to consider military options.
And now that I've distracted you with my speech, you may notice that an army of sheep has arrived and is currently equipping itself with steel wool and horns. We await your surrender.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Feb 20, 2006
In the first place, wallace-ites, this is not a message board. It's an island. A virtual place that was here well before the beeb beeb ceeb even thought of having message boards. You'll get nowhere with "locals" without understanding the domain you've stumbled into and already peed on. 
And after you've staked this alleged claim, then what?
Be aware that there are at least 5 standing armies in HooToo (H2G2's alternate name), and you really, REALLY don't want to upset the Thingites.
As a first step, I suggest you present your credentials at Alabaster House, here: A6327425 , to President Hypatia.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Feb 20, 2006
I'm here representing the Terranic Army AND the Evil Army of h2g2
Lil's right you REALLY REALLY don't want to upset the Thingites, every h2g2 Army stays clear of declaring war on the Thingites
Although, 
if you go to Thing HQ and yell "Thursday Forever", they'll bow to you
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Andy Posted Feb 20, 2006
reefgirl
you kidding she wouldnt make it out alive 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Feb 20, 2006
>> Glory and cider. Glory and cider <<
Stop glorifying ciderism.
RF
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Kitish Posted Feb 20, 2006
*pops head in*
You mentioned the thingite army???!
*scuttles off to get Clive the overlord*
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Feb 20, 2006
Notes are better.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Feb 20, 2006
>> how the 
are you <<
ishly handsome. How the are you?
RF
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J Posted Feb 20, 2006
Hmm, maybe change is good. Maybe your dominion needs some h2g2 sprucing up? I've needed a good spot for my Sheep Temple for ages. Hmm.
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Kitish Posted Feb 20, 2006
er...who are the archer whatevermebob you call 'em?
*waves her axe around*
We will not give up without a fight will we my preciousssss
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Feb 20, 2006
>This is only the first wave<
Go on, gives us another one handsome.
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