h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"To be honest though, to wage war and be called "MrPink", it just well, isn't very scarey!"

We are not waging war, it's only a war if you resist. Frankly I can't see what all the fuss is about, we're doing you a favour.

Oh, and never seen Reservoir Dogs?

Alert...Alert...all fools please form a disorderly queue here (this means *you*, pinko)

Annunciate and enunciate are *different* words.

http://www.answers.com/topic/annunciate

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/enunciate

Now, before anyone starts firing howitzers anywhere near Bow, can I advocate a word of caution, as I'm not far away from there?

Tell you what, I'll go round and see this Dan bloke, sort the whole think out over a half of shandy.

RF

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Well, I *am* a Grammar God (and Punctuation Guru, but that's another story).

Okay, then... we will tell King Danny. Just as soon as he appears in person.

EvilClaw is under the domain of none save himself! Let this Danny come forth and conquer the Claw! The Evil Army will not submit!

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Well, yes... we are resisting aren't we?

*Turns around full expecting to be utterly alone.*

Actually, tomorrow I'll have a word in the CO's shell like and see if we can't get the Invincible, Illustrious and the Ark Royal up the Thames and moor as near to h2 Towers as possible

Ha! He has better things to do. Why do you think he established the Citizens Required Invasion Taskforce in the first place? Kings delegate nowadays

"fully"

And me a Grammar God as well...

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Tell me about it, you should see 2legs after he's had a skinful. *Shudder*

You're not alone Mr. Dreadful. The me does not obey Kings.

Hah and how many times have I felt the wrath of the Italics, that was genuine creeping and begging of forgivness at the Winter Meet

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Hold the fort Raoul

Sorry, GodBen is my god of choice. For one thing he doesn't threaten to eat my intestines.

You misspelt that it should be fart

Sorry couldn't resist it

Oh. Thats what THAT smell is.

Could you let 'King' Danny the Nothingth that we are not interested in his vengeance.. we have plenty already which we keep in a sack behind the ham(p)ster cage.

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>All my join, none may leave

No! It's like the Hotel California!