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Post 721

invincibledriver

i dont like you dont want to know.....it need to be dealt with!!! severely!!!


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Post 722

loonycat - run out of fizz

Well, I guessed that. Just thought there might be a few scary critters down there too!


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Post 723

Aximili

There's the rats. And the leeches. Did I mention the lakes and the mountains?


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Post 724

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

No smiley - monster or smiley - ghost?


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Post 725

Aximili

Not unless you count the rats as monsters. Though I did meet the ghost of the last guy to fall down there. Poor guy...


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Post 726

invincibledriver

i say we round up the evil troops and get a bit deathstar on whatever's down there...??


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Post 727

Aximili

Ok. Roll call... oh, first, is everyone all right for weapons?


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Post 728

loonycat - run out of fizz

Yeah, I've got my Moulinex 2000 Supermixer smiley - ok


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Post 729

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

I've got my poisoned tipped throwing smiley - sporks.


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Post 730

loonycat - run out of fizz

Do we get superhero names too? smiley - grovel


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Post 731

invincibledriver

yip - wheel-jack of doom!!


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Post 732

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Only the sinister lefties!

Na na!


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Post 733

invincibledriver

mwamwahahaha!!! cackle! cough! cackle!!


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Post 734

loonycat - run out of fizz

I'll just whip up some smiley - cupcakes with the mixer before we head off into untold peril smiley - ok


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Post 735

invincibledriver

...can you make some with little hundreds and thousands on them please... (smiley - ermdo evil folks say please???)


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Post 736

Aximili

You don't hsve to good to have good manners. Remember all those Bond villains who were vey polite to him just before they killed him.

BTW, my name is Darth Aximili.


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Post 737

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

You make an excellent observation, Darth Aximili.


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Post 738

Aximili

Why thank you.

See how easy it is?


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Post 739

Daizzy

Manners can be very evil.

I had some brainwaves today- do you want to hear my 'to-do' list?


1. go to school
2. hire hitmen to capture and tie up victim.
3. Force victime to kill their own family.
4. Revel in the power you get from somone losing all will to live- and make them live.
5. Got to parents evening.
6. Buly teachers at parents evening.
7. Skin the legs of victim and force them to eat it.
8. Burn them until they think they will die.
9. Don't let them die.
10. Go to dancing.

How's that? Full to do list today!


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Post 740

loonycat - run out of fizz

Right, I'm going to my daughter's parents evening on Thursday so I can cover 5 & 6 then smiley - biggrin

My to do list would include 'Eat whole packet of smiley - choc chip cookies and not offer any to anyone else' smiley - evilgrin


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