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Post 701

Aximili

The right side of which brian? Sorry, couldn't resist that.


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Post 702

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

OK so I was uncorrect. I will'nt happen again. (bushisms are fun)


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Post 703

Aximili

smiley - laugh You'd love Dead Ringers.

"My fellow Anacondas"

Priceless!smiley - laugh


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Post 704

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Honestly, how can you take you leader seriously, if he can't even manage the basics of his NATIVE language?


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Post 705

Aximili

Ther simple answer? You can't.


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Post 706

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Which is why I don't.


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Post 707

Aximili

Does anyone?


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Post 708

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Evidently he does.


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Post 709

Aximili

You sure about thatsmiley - winkeye?


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Post 710

invincibledriver

eeeeevil danger seems to be lurking.... i can feel it in me bones...


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Post 711

Aximili

You called?


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Post 712

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Hey guys, and gals. I just discovered the most evil weapon in the world, all with the help of Aximili.


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Post 713

invincibledriver

excellent.. do share....


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Post 714

Aximili

No! Nonononono! No! You're not showing it off while I'm around. No way! Nada.


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Post 715

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

*Presents a piece of paper with a button drawn on it with marker.*

Very powerful, it opens a hole that leads to the the SEWER SYTEMS of Planet Terserus! The worst sewers in the galaxy.


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Post 716

Aximili

Steps back. Slowly*

Do NOT Press that button!. i'm warning you...


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Post 717

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Sorry, I can't demonstrate, it's just too powerful.


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Post 718

Aximili

*Immensely relieved*

thank you.


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Post 719

loonycat - run out of fizz

Sewers inhabited by scary smiley - monsters resembling the Osmonds, complete with gleaming teeth smiley - yikes


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Post 720

Aximili

No. Sewers inhabited by lakes of sewage and mountains of... you don't want to know what.


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