h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What exactly makes this side so much darker than t'other?

?? eh??

c'mon.... its dark. and eeeeeevil....

*sigh*

But how much more dark? How much more evil?

I'm not going to sign-up to some quasi-evil dark side. I need proof that this is not some diet coke of dark sides, that this is the hardcore, no messing about dark DARK side.

Failing that a cookie would be nice.

Cookie? We have HUNDREDS of cookies.

Anyway, we have a ministrey, there are some fights, and mainly, how can you find such, purley eviley insane people other then HERE?!?!

PRC

this is the dark side beause the other side is grey. We do evil things here, not things which are just dumb cruelty. Like kicking puppies. What does it do for you? Darkside is where you do truly evil things for purely selfish reasons, and commit one of the seven deadly sins. That's what we do. Not dumb cruelty, any idiot could do that.

It only appears to be watered down to you because you do not possess the level of darkness required to see the true nature of this place. I ask you, what else can send shivers down the spine of a grown man? Only the thought of seeing a musical put on by the high school. What kind of a person would willingly mock the theatre when so many people absolutely adore it? Only the most evil beings alive. What kind of group would willingly meet and plot to commit dastardly schemes to reach nothing but purely selfish ends? (Why am I ranting like this? Because I just got out of school and I need to let off some steam and forget about my moron of a teacher.)


(oh and I didn't mean the bit about the theatre, that's only about 50% of men I acctually enjoy watching a show, specially last year when we did the beauty and the beast)


Now everyone, it is time for the Evil laugh!

Mwahahahahahahahaha

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

(emperor laugh) AH AH AH AHHH Eh eh eh eh cough cough ha ha ha eh eh eh cough cough cough DARK SIDE mutter mutter mutter JOIN US mutter mutter mutter cough cough Eh eh eh eh

MWAHAHAHAHA- hang on, anyone else getting a sense of deja vu? And I don't like watching theatre productions as much as being in them, because then I'm getting all the attention!

*Slaps Plebis on the back*

Don't exert yourself laughing.

...Yeah, I'm getting a slight feeling od Deja Vu here. I wonder why?

*thinking* I faintly remember a similar bit about the emperor from somwhere, but where was it? For some reason I think it was it at the axi join sight

No idea. I do know that the evil laugh pops up every 50 or so posts. And I've done about three Emperor routines here...

hmmm... I feel some people are living in the past. That's a sign of sorrow, not evilness! Get modern!

I can't download this "modern" with my dialup modem.

*hands Plebis a to mop up tears*

There, there Just pop along and do something evil, you'll feel so much better for it.

*lies on sofa wearing black silk robe and shades*

Black robe? BLACK ROBE????? *Jealous* I had a black robe*Mutter*

I just like to parade about in it, feeling the lovely black silk swish about. Makes me feel dark and important in a regal sort of way.

It makes you look very distinguished and regal too.

Aximili

*preens and sips *

Any time, loonycat. Compliments are what I do.