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Thought for the day

Post 41

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

my mind is like a plastic bag


Thought for the day

Post 42

Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

Why are those things you climb up and down called "steps" outside, but "stairs" indoors?

And why can someone be ON television, but IN a film?

(And why is 2legs minds like a plastic bag? Does it have "ASDA" written on it? (or "Walmart", to our American friends)


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Post 43

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I drempt I was ruler of the supermarket


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Post 44

U2111914

The eyeballs were shrunken and small...... my fave line of my horror story.

lol xxx

spreadthelove

mwahahahah!


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Post 45

Langly

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

smiley - rainbow Lx


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Post 46

The Groob

I wonder how many of the people who leave the site in protest can't resist a lurk?


*waves to all the ex-h2ers lurking*


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Post 47

Mu Beta

**waves back**

Shit!

B


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Post 48

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

smiley - rofl


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Post 49

Mu Beta

Ach. What the hell. I'm back. But I'm going to continue to be miserable about it.

B


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Post 50

The Groob

As I've grown older I've lost the ability to tell the difference between crows and rooks. Odd that.


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Post 51

The Groob

Why do people say "Don't use ten words when one would have done" when they could say "Don't circumlocute".






















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Post 52

BlueCrab

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye -



Then it's keep-away!


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Post 53

pffffft

why, when you dont really care moments beforehand and you already know that everything inside a christmas cracker is invariably crépe anyway, do you always get so determined to win when actually pulling one.


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Post 54

The Groob

Here's something I heard George Best say: "If I'd been born ugly you'd have never heard of Pele".

To this day I don't know what he meant. Any ideas? smiley - erm


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Post 55

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Happy to be alive


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Post 56

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

See each day with new eyes

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 57

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

I know who I am and I know I am a good person


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Post 58

Mu Beta

My, my. That 'unsubscribe' button looks tempting.

B


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Post 59

Langly

To wake up in the morning with a smile on your face, go to bed with a coathanger in your mouth..


B, is that senior lecturer, or senior lecher? smiley - winkeye

smiley - rainbow Lx


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Post 60

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Your pillows gone were you dreaming of eating marshmallows


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