h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*munching on a big granny smiths*
Sorry i missed all that i was in the toilet. what did you lot say about snakes and what ever?
I have desinged a couple of posters for the cathcing of the "evil grill using man" and i have offered a 20p (14 cents) reward for anyone who can catch him and give him to the local law enforcement.
*throws apple core away into a bush where an annoyed hissing errupts*
delicious, anyone?
Lord Preston OMFC

oooh, yummy! r chocolate/toffee apples ok 2 eat? i sure hopes so, they is fun!

Pears are fine omylouse - and toffee apples.

Eve's apple was from he tree of knowlege - it doesn't look like there's a lot of them about at the moment

Just check if his Lordship is OK after his Granny Smith, and enjoy your

Jazz

yeay! i tink there shud b a smiley on here! i will haf 2 go & ask 4 1!

i agree we need a pic!!!! I feel maybe we should hold a little protest.
i used to be a big protester, i was called "High Priest of Glendor" back im them days. and me and "walter of colne" were always protesting at the bottom of the h2g2 towers. they even built a bench for us to sit on we were there so much. *sighs* the good old days, huh... *blinks*
Ahh well, can't get caught up in the past. you up for a freindly protest? i'll explain what you actualy do to cause this protest to work,
basicaly what you do is we would go to the page where they are asking about new smileys or if that ones been closed we go to the help forum. Then we post a message saying we want a tag. Then all we do is stay there talking bout the weather and what we ate last night etc. what happens is we use up vital space on there comlants section untill they give in and give us what they want.
It has to remain peaceful though.
Sound like fun??? want to give it ago?
Lord Preston OMFC

I'll join you LP - I like toffee apples - they remind me of my youth - a long time ago now

I'm new to protesting but as long as it's peaceable and no violence I'm game. I've always been a bit of a rebel. Hey hey

Jazz

thats one, we'll wait to see if anyone else wishes to join in before we start the protest
Lord Preston OMFC

Fine!

Goes off singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic!

(Because I don'tknow what the Johnny rebs sang)

Jazz

we do often sing actualy, on these little protest rolf harris songs, to be more exact it's usualy "two little boys". it started as a song just to annoy the people in h2g2 towers but i began to like it myself!!!
*hums tune to "two little boys"*
Lord Preston OMFC

If you really want something to protest about, protest about the fact that Misc Chat has no longer a link on the Talk Page. I hassled the Moxon dude about it, but all he could say was that Misc Chat ain't really the sort of place they feel people should be directed too. Why not use Ask H2G2?

Now how does that make us Misc Chat people feel. Lonely and unread? Leperous?

Don't get me wrong. I know how important toffee apple smileys are, but there's nout like getting your teeth stuck into a chewy, contentious arguement with the Moxon. Go on give it a try.

i understand your pain man but please don't dis Mark Moxon as head of his fan club i would be forced to ignore you and that is something i would hate to do. i feel the same wasy about the misc chat coz it was my soul and mind. I am with you if you wish to start a protest on that as well, both can be achieved, it would not be hard to have two forums, would it?
please raise your right hands and pledge your allegance to our cause. Let us begin.
Lord Preston OMFC

i will join both protests, if sum1 tells me exactly wot i have to do & wher it needs doing!
woohoo! this should b fun!

luv a rebeleous omylouse!

Sorry your Lordship. No way was I dissing the headman Moxon. It's just that I like Misc chat, and feel a lot of other people who are unaware of it's existance, would like the place as well.

Never heard of Misc chat but it sounds fun count me in
Jazz

love you rebellious omylouse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F47999?thread=126995&post=1126599#p1126599 that is hopefully a working link to my started thread for our protest on toffee apples. i hope it works :-) What is needed now is that we all just start talking normaly like we do here, about anyhting, untill our demands are met. we can also make up songs about toffee apples to show them we mean business. Lord PReston OMFC

i bin der! is nice place, come & join us!!!!

ps- free 2 all who support us! (ah, bribary!)

yes it's all done, i've put the wall paper up and i've even painted the bench we are to be sitting on at the bottom of the tall h2g2 towers. we will win this protest, i have already spoken to MARK MOXON about it and he seems to suport our cause. come and join us we have as well as
Lord Preston OMFC

and and and ???

Let's have a real party

Jazz

Jazz help us out.
come to our forum and help the protest.
Lord Preston OMFC