h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and should I start a new one?

"I've been driven to madness", like most other old forums (fora?) and pages, has been temporarily disabled while the support people check to see if anything naughty has been posted. If you wait for a while, it should return. If you're getting major withdrawal symptoms, you could create a new one (but most people who were on the old one won't know where it is).

38-J

JOTD: Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.

Ok.... well the support folks are gonna have some fun scrolling thru better than a years worth of posts, and I really hope they have a high pun tolerance...
thanks for the info..., I guess I'll wait and see...

Jade: What happened to /my/ bloody forum...? *sniffs* There's nothing there!!!! *sobs*

Thras: Yes! What she said! *crying also*

Jade: Can we join /your/ forum...?

Thras: *smiles, revealing rows of small needlelike teeth* Yes. Pleez?

I guess this forum's gonna have to do till they give our beloved other forums back *sob*

So welcome aboard Jade and Thras...

Jade: *sniffs, grabs Buff and hugs him* Thank you...!

Thras: *fishes around for a handkerchief, gives it to Jade* Stop sniveling, you're making a schene.

Jade: *takes the handkerchief, lets go of Buff, dries her eyes* Thras, you're mean, you know that?

Thras: *evil dragonish grin* Actually, now that you mention it, yes, I did know that. Hehehe...

Jade: *raises an eyebrow* I dun't know him... *puts on her peril-sensitive ~gurasan and smiles* (~"gurasan" is Japanese for "sunglasses")ANYWAY! So basically we're all going mad then? I think I can deal with that...

Thras: *pouting*

Jade: Pay no attention to the small white dragon pouting in the corner, gentles and ladies. ^_~

Nothing wrong with a little bit of madness every now and again... in fact, I think I'll just be going crazy over here in the corner, so if you need me, just give a holler. I'll probably come running like the madman that I'm becoming. Well, at least there's a place for me now.

*strokes his pet rock and whispers soothing words to it about how they're finally home*

Jade: *waves to the strange Ibach man and his rock* HELLO! You'll fit in right well here, I think. hehe...

Thras: *continues pouting in the corner*

Funny; I was looking for one of my favorite old conversations, and I found a conversation with a title identical to my thoughts. When will it be done, do you think? I dislike the outside world; it's too sane. I can handle it all right, as long as I have a reasonable dose of insanity to go along with it. When the H2G2 left, however temporarily, I was stranded. I was overjoyed to see that it was back...until I saw some of the NEW RULES! Some of them I can understand; some of them don't affect me. But most of my favorite sites are STILL DOWN!!!

Thank you all for listening to my rantings and ravings. I'll be logging off now. Have a fluffy day!

Jade: The rules blow the proverbial goat, I know. I'm sorry. I dun't understand them either, really... ;-(

Thras: Yesh.

Yeah. I seem to be suffering from an acute case of madnessless.
(Voice in my head: Or not.)
*whacks forehead*
Oh, shut up.

No. Ewe shut up.

Stupid sheep.

38-J

JOTD: It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Sheep? I like sheep. I used to have a few. I tried counting them a couple times, but I fell asleep every single time. In fact, I never found out exactly how many I had. Strange things, sheep are.

There ought to be a sheep smiley.

GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE... Only here can you indulge in complete insanity and not be judged for it... Cuddos to all you fine people...

* Wanders of to a corner and starts singing old R.E.M. songs, circa 1983 *

You don't think you are being judged, Dax? Have you been driven madness, man!

*Stops for a sec and thinks about what was just said*

Hey, well maybe I am being judged... But tell me this, have you ever had a pink lizard crawl up your left pantsleg???

*Wanders of agian and tries to find a meaning to the greater scheme of things...* * Fails miserably and continues to sing old R.E.M. tunes... now moving on to the early 90´ties stuff*

I AM A PUNK ROCK PROM QUEEN!!!

*begins singing popular japanese rock songs and headbanging*

why didn't stupid colonial explorers use metaphors? Idiots, OBVIOUSLY they weren't thinking of making life a little easier for 2001 students studying them.

I am soooo bored and sooooo crazy from these clinical military style reports!

*shouts in an irritatingly loud voice* GET STUFFED MAJOR EDMUND LOCKYER!!!!!!!!

ahhh, thats better

Hello. Welcome to pseudomadness, as the real madness is currently under moderation. Anyone want something to drink?
*pours a pitcher of thunder punch into some black glasses*
(That was a Pokémon joke, by the way, so don't get upset if you don't get it.)
*Drinks some punch and goes around zapping people with static electricity*
-Twinkle

Oh yes please... Pour me a drink, I could use it...