h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It makes me green with purple dots.

38-J

JOTD: Quoting one is plagarism. Quoting many is research.

HA! I wish.

(no offense)

Oh, well if you insist then I'll have a then thanks

WOOF!1 BARK GRRR GROOWL WOOF WOOF

UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG
UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG
UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

FIDDLE-DE-DIDDLE-DE-DOODLE-DE-DOO!!!!!!



















-------------------------T-W-I-D-D-L-E---------------------------

Dinkle dinkle furgry xoo.

38-J

JOTD: He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

quibble

mm

Plonkle

qualarch




































But only if the llama spits

ahh, no no no! That's just in case the red dots bounce on your head and force you plunging down to the sky in a fury of binnglebonng.

hmm, interesting thought.but what if the cheese grater splunks?

What if!! BUT You're forgetting the case of 1997 where the cheese grater was dying and had to be fed on cheese pellets! What if the spatula strikes again, What IF!!!!!!!!!!!

que

Right, who's up for some vogon poetry? Yes us insane people things like the stuff! (why? because. that's why. we're insane, aren't we?)



















(aren't we?)

Right, who's up for some vogon poetry? Yes us insane people things like the stuff! (why? because. that's why. we're insane, aren't we?)

i sent this twice because i wanted two. ha. not wanted to, wanted two.






ahh wordplay.

















(aren't we?)

Five.

38-J

JOTD: Alcohol makes you see double and feel single.

Forty Two.

Arr come one, you had this one coming!

Blue, blue, purple, purple, green.

38-J

JOTD: Isn't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.

Don't worry, it's a rather cheesy green. The cow is bringled and the jubjub is yes.

38-J

JOTD: Isn't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.