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Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) Posted Apr 24, 2001
Here. Have some dizzy punch.
*hands Dax a glass that is apparently filled with self-stirring liquid*
Anybody else want something? Let's see, here's what else I have...
*checks a PC that apparently came out of nowhere (which can be found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A531811)*
Well, there's some fire punch, ice punch, comet punch, mach punch, mega punch, and dynamic punch.
*drinks some dynamic punch, which naturally nullifies the static, being its opposite*
(I hope someone reading this likes Pokémon, so they understand my varieties of beverages...) 
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Apr 26, 2001
I'd like a spiked punch with a lot of kick.
38-J
JOTD: I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Apr 28, 2001
Haha! I'm BACK! Original Madness person... 
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Apr 30, 2001
And you drove everyone else away.
38-J
JOTD: Remember the...the...uhh.....
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 12, 2001
Just goes to show I'm the real thing.
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
briefly visiting the net but i wont be back for awhile... so if u answer me itll take awhile for a reply Posted Jun 4, 2001
Muaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
*ahem*
I will not turn into a giant snake... it never helps...
now where was I?
Oh yes...
Muahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahha.... !!!!!!!! Haha!!
*runs off gibbering*
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 4, 2001
Hey - I didn't drive *everyone* away... 
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jun 5, 2001
Bow the Parthian disjunct!
Immix and dismount - the hesitant squill unifies. 
Utricle! Octuple! ...I am exigent blue.... 
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 6, 2001
Oh my God...
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jun 9, 2001
I don't know which was worse,the meaningless ramblings,or the fact I understood them.
*Spedoinkle*
I'm not mad...no wait,yes I am.
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Buff Posted Jun 11, 2001
Was somebody asking for God?
I think he's over in the I like cheese forum......
...of course I havent really been a very reliable source of information since I was driven here.....
OOOHHH!!!! A Shiney Thing!!!
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jun 11, 2001
Behold! Bedazzle! 
Shiny Thing burning bright...
Jive forth the incipient triton and widow the corneal trough!
Ahhh... 
(Brandish a wriggler and praise the absent inculpate.)
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 11, 2001
Noooo! Not the cheese forum... cheese is evil, evil! It's just milk that's gone off and has been cunningly packaged... 
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
aliquis mirabilis (keeper of forbidden and forgotten lore) Posted Jun 12, 2001
God likes cheese.
Cheese is evil.
Does that mean God likes, or even is .... evil? 
(Since God didn't make me fabulously wealthy and unearthly beautiful, I think he might be.)
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 12, 2001
Precisely my point. 
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Jun 12, 2001
The reason you didn't scare people off is we were mad enough to stay, you even attracted me here from my humble little rocking chair world.
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Jun 20, 2001
We're mad enough for anything.
Except being sensible.
38-J
JOTD: In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Researcher 178815 Posted Jun 23, 2001
::Starts eating my own hand while pouring a glass of invisible juice into my other hand, with a hand that apparently doesn't exist::
::stops, notices i'm being watched and looks up::
What?!
::carries on eating and pouring, regardless::
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Jun 28, 2001
hmm...yes....strudel 's a funny word.....
Ahhh!!! What happened to I've been driven to madness???
Researcher 178815 Posted Jun 28, 2001
I've always said that
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- 23: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Apr 28, 2001)
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- 36: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Jun 12, 2001)
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