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Training Area
Terran Started conversation Aug 30, 2002
*Full of lots of obstacle courses, and training equipment*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 30, 2002
Runs the car-deck obstacle course.
Hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep, hep.
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Odo Posted Sep 13, 2002
* Looking at the perimeter *
Might be best if they're trained outside the fence, better chance of them landing accurately.
I'll sort it out, they're my speciality after all.
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Sep 18, 2002
Lieutenant CYBERHUMAN's morning session:
*drinks a strong 
for mental and physical alertness*
*squirts oil into metal joints for full mobility*
*inserts small round combat disc into smooth metal forehead for full training ability*
*runs at nearest obstacle course and completes in record time with 90% success*
*climbs over high wall, dodges hidden traps and the like and crawls through barb wire and land mine zone, then grabs a rifle*
*shoots three cardboard targets in the shape of thundercats (100% accuracy)*
*moves through simulated battle zone, dodging tanks, bombs from above in aeroplanes, barbed wire and shoots more cardboard cut-outs, again in record time*
*returns to General Terran (who gives him a congratulations and a word of praise) with a 
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Odo Posted Sep 18, 2002
* Watches as the circuit is completed in record time*
Hmm, we'll defiantly have to keep the dragons out of here!
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Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 14, 2002
** private zok zimmerman wearing only a loin cloth and a kamikaze bandanna, pushes two juitar amps salvaged from an Disaster Area concert to a chair, proceeds to have his earmice strap him into it, while duct tapeing his eyes to his head and placeing cerberal-retna-relay goggles....the earmice then turn on the eight track player full blast to vogon poetry and set the goggles to repeat of vogon porn....he is training for the upcoming invasion of vogon...intrigued? see the war strategy room for further details***
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Oct 26, 2002
I'd like to reserve the training area for regiment Gazpacho on tuesday please.
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Nov 1, 2002
...Be warned: challenge will I never refuse,
Upon your retreat I leave you now to muse.
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friendlywithteeth Posted Nov 1, 2002
What a wicked thing to say: make me feel this way
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Terran Posted Nov 1, 2002
And I wanna fall in love....
Sorry, getting carried away
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Terran Posted Nov 1, 2002
Just singing FWT. Were jammin...an I hope you like jammin too
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friendlywithteeth Posted Nov 1, 2002
Jammin'....Jammin'
Well done on your ACEdom by the way 
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- 1: Terran (Aug 30, 2002)
- 2: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 30, 2002)
- 3: Terran (Sep 13, 2002)
- 4: Odo (Sep 13, 2002)
- 5: CYBERHUMAN (Sep 18, 2002)
- 6: Odo (Sep 18, 2002)
- 7: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 14, 2002)
- 8: friendlywithteeth (Oct 26, 2002)
- 9: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Oct 26, 2002)
- 10: spook (Oct 26, 2002)
- 11: friendlywithteeth (Oct 29, 2002)
- 12: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Nov 1, 2002)
- 13: friendlywithteeth (Nov 1, 2002)
- 14: Terran (Nov 1, 2002)
- 15: friendlywithteeth (Nov 1, 2002)
- 16: Terran (Nov 1, 2002)
- 17: friendlywithteeth (Nov 1, 2002)
- 18: Terran (Nov 1, 2002)
- 19: Terran (Nov 1, 2002)
- 20: friendlywithteeth (Nov 3, 2002)
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