h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, fine, under normal circumstances, I don't get hurt

(Surprised you didn't ask about falling into a fireplace or something)

(I *thought* Paul and Amy were playing Paper, scissors, and rock. But now there seems to be fire in it, too.)

Can I play, too?

Fire is just optional, FPR. We can skip it. For you, we can include polyester, okay?

This is a very sneaky place for a fan club

Yep, it's pretty sneaky

It's so sneaky, in fact, that we give prizes to those few brave souls who manage to find the place.

[Goes to Prize Closet, which is the size of Windsor castle, and contains choice stuff such as short-sleeved flannel shirts, chocolate-covered turnip greens, and a photocopy of a picture of the Hope Diamond]

You may pick your prize. Way in back, there are some things that people might actually *want*.

*explores*

*disturbs a *



Wow, it's a bit dusty in here.

Dust is what you need to have if you're going to attract the kind of clientele that makes us what we are.

Well, you're attracting a lot of dust, anyway.

That's because I know the secret of what makes dust beautiful .

Build a better dust trap, and the dust beats a path to your door .

That's beautiful

*wanders in*

*sits in the corner sipping a glass of mead*

Barbarian at desk: You must be here for Beowulf. Ol' Wulfy is a bit busy now, what with Grendel's attacks, and his mother's enchantments.
Help yourself to the King's mead, but leave some in the vat, or you'll have bad luck for 7 years.

*sniff*


hmmm

*sniff*



hmmm

I suppose some people who stumbled on this thread might wonder who Lady Scott is. I haven't heard from her in years, alas.