h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Clever?

Maybe. But not clever enough to keep it a
secret from the guest of honor....

There's a bar here if you want there to be,
Six7's.

Six7s!

Has been awhile

What a whizzo idea May I join?

I'll take that as a yes then

No sign of the vict... er, I mean guest of honour yet?

I've not seen her in this thread yet *shrugs*

Oh well. I'll just have to sip a until she gets here. It's a filthy job but someone has to do it

Welcome, Gosho.

Help yourself to the Assam tea, or
any other drink you want.

Being an officially secret fan club,
we can't let Lady Scott find out
about it. And, if she knows it exists,
we have to pretend we don't know she knows.

Anyway, what could she do to us if she
*did* find out?

*Not* send me Wilbur Buds for my birthday? She can't refuse to send me the recipe for whoopie pies, because she just sent it today

She could hardly blame you for the secret
fan club, though. After all, twas I who
started it.

And I never expected any Wilbur buds.

Anyway, I think she got her revenge on me
by having Clive gabble me in a Thingite
thread that I blundered into by mistake.
I have as much business being a Thingite
as an atheist would have being Pope. Still,
I could be a mole and corrupt the Thingite
High Command with my subversive humor.

Or, (like I said to Ottox on the phone) you could become a Junior Nemesis

...and work my way up the ranks
till I become a Senior Nemesis?

By George, that plan shows some potential.

Well, you can't be the Senior Nemesis, because Ottox is...

I didn't know there could only be one
senior nemesis, Amy.

In an organization as gigantic as the Thingites,
I would have thought the nemesis wing would be
large enough to support many senior nemeses.

'I dunno, I just work here'

You could be the arch-nemesis, Paul. It's possible that the Pope *is* an atheist and is acting as a mole too.

:::holds her hands up in the air and makes scratching motions as she makes a little mole face with her teeth:::

I think I'm a little whacko tonight, Amy.

You think maybe?

I wish I could see your mole
imitation, AW. I bet it's cute
and clever.

It should be, I stole it from "Third Rock from the Sun".