h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes well there I was this morning loading myself up with extra stong coffee in the false hope of it waking me up, when I hear strange noises comming from the conservatory.

Well thinks I is this my long lost relatives come to pick me up I think you earthlings like to term it as an abduction nice ride on a I don't know what your all moaning about!

Anyhoo all of a sudden this head pops round the door, and it was any of my friends, I don't quite know who was more surprised me or him. With animal speed and grace (of course I'm lying I almost tripped over the coffee table and gave my shin a very hard knock ) I leaped over the coffee table and made a grab for our friend taking him down in a rugby tackle that The Lions would be proud of. maybe I should try out for them.

Then I sat on top of him (me 13 stone 6ft 4" sitting on top of a bloke who was so skinny he was all skin and bone, it's a wonder he could breathe) while I called the police.

Police turned up 10 mins later (rather good for them I thought, I wasn't rather concerned that I was going to have to sit like that for a good half hour)and took said into custody.

Yay!

That certainly puts an answer to the age old query "yes, but what have you done lately?"

Well done, mate.

Thank you

Congratulations!! Chalk one up for the Good Guys !!!

Good for you Cal

Congratulations on catching the .

I hope the rest of the day is nice and calm.

So do I, that was far too much excitement for one morning thankyou very much, especially 'that' early too

Did you manage to take the rest of the day off to recover?

I went in this morning but was back home this afternoon

Actually, I'm really glad it wasn't much worse.

Cor blime-o!
That's awsome!

and very stressful and has made me think I can hear noises when I can't


*sits shaking all paraniod in a corner listening for noises*

Welp, seems like an active day you had.
*Pats him on the back*

There are better ways to exercise. </>

What like?
Running away from anyry people?

I've given a few people that workout, just this morning.

Personally, I prefer dancing, cycling, hiking etc.

Congratulations Cal! I was about to say 'how brave of you' until I found you trembling and paranoid in the corner.

Glad everyone is safe.

How are you doing Cal? What an awakening! Well done for catching the scoundral.

for the tall handsom hero

oh I'd do it all again just for another from you light