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Are two heads better than one?

what would happen if you had two heads and they didn't get along??
that would be pure chaos

In a worst case scenario, if your two heads dont get along, whatever you do DONT try to decide which direction to go in. Should your heads disagree violently, you may well find yourself heading in two directions at once(no pun intended)

Two heads are better than getting eaten by a Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal, which is in turn better than the after-effects of a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.

Luv Zaphara Tricia Fractal Beeblebrox

What would the effects be if you have two heads of which one is female and one male?
This, it has to be delated would possibly be worse than getting eaten by The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal.

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Mish Prefect

Hey, I hate to point this out, but if your heads disagree, they probably aren't both yours. If they were both yours, they'd be identicle, and decide to go in identicle directions. If you get a personality clash, you are most definitely looking at your siamese twin.

Trust me, I'm an expert.

How do you mean? Even with my one and only head I often have the urge to hit myself because I said something stupid. Two heads would be even more problematic for someone with my personality. Or maybe not.

you could have hours of endless fun knocking them together!