h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now I have one of those at my disposal. Tewdric is still fairly young, but if he contiues to eat the amount he is at the moment it shouldn't be long before he starts breathing fire.

The other alternative could be to mount Sir Drunkendeath on a broomstick and set light to his breath!

A whiskey? Of cource, well, we have all the magor brand names, erm, an, well, would you like some of this? It's about 50%, so a tad stronger than comercial whiskey, er, its what I stick in my hip-flaks, I distil it myself....

*produces thin 1 quart glass bottle with rapidly corroding cork*

Thanks *Drinks the whiskey* Woah... nice stuff, *sits down, falls off chair.*

ooo, could i try some please?

and dragons would be fantastic!

yeah sure

*pours lizzy a glass*

you've got to drink it before it disolves through the perspex, be quick!

*Leans out the window and looks down.*

There seems to be a necromancer at the gates. We'd better deal with that.

*Leaps down*

Are you saying that there's anything wrong with Necromancy? Could be a usefull guy to have around. *Walk out to find the gates.*

*Shouts something down, and listens.*
Ah, he already refused my offer to join. Too bad.

*polishes a glass*

*downs the drink*

oooooooo

i think i operate with a different time system from everyone else......

* there's a puff of indigo smoke *

Hey, has anyone seen our leader recently? There's an army wants an alliance with us. Follow the threads from the planning room......

off.

*Nods, and gets up from the bar.*

I'll be right there.

*Leaves*

*Walks back in.*

All right, folks. Looks like we are now allied with the Terranic Army, and we'll finally have our first true battle, verses the Thundercats. F97504?thread=206182&post=2391311#p2391311

Oh, and we've finally got The Research and Development labs up and running in the cellars.
Our current project is deveoping what were originally called Guymelifs, large powered suits of armour. Any help would be appreciated...

*Heads off to the battlefield.*

I am in both armies. Should make things easier.

*Slips in through the door.*

It seem that the Board Of Evil is plotting on laying seige to us. We had better prepare some defences here. I destroyed the Plasticine in The Quest -It was pretty much like the one ring- and now they plan on coming here. Make ready while you can.

*Leaves, shouting orders to the staff about catapults.*

Couldn't we put up a sign dircting them to the 'Battle Field', they might just trot of their then?

On the other hand...... to dragon roost to start on preparations.

Hmm... might work. I don't know when they'll be coming, but its rumoured that they'll be from our own forest...

Yeah! Let's take 'em out!

*Unsheaths rapier and pulls dagger out of end of bar where it is normaly embedded in case of emergencys*

Right, I'm going to arms.

*takes out crossbow*

*takes out bolt*

*attempts to do something like loading it*

AAAAAAARRRGH!

*loads it, puts on the saftey catch, and slings over shoulder*

*picks up blow pipe*

No, maybe not, especialy after the knock-out dart inhilation incident.

*puts it back down*

*fastens quiver of bolts to belt*

*puts a hip flask of whiskey in every pocket (6)*

*runs out door*

*runs back in, grabs hat and car keys, runs back out*

*Staggers in*

*chucks hat at hat-stand. Misses*

*puts staff and rapier in umbrella stand, embeds dagger in bar, sticks crossbow behind bar*

Some battle that was.

*polishes a glass*