A Conversation for The Fountain Of Falling Down Water

ooo, a drink?

Post 121

neoBrad - no I'm not! I'm lying!

*Quickly eats a slice of lemon from someones Coke* Mmmm.
War? Can't we live in peace? No? Awwight then!
- - - - - - - -whhooosh!!!-


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Post 122

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

smiley - yawn

*looks sleepy*

there's a war? smiley - huh


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Post 123

neoBrad - no I'm not! I'm lying!

I've been waiting for this war for a while - has someone waved the white flag already? smiley - erm


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Post 124

Mystrunner

*smiley - runs back in*

Sorry, but yes. No war after all, unless we go out and activly seek one...? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 125

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

smiley - wow we need another castle to go to war with!


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Post 126

Mystrunner

Yes... Mwuhahahahaaaa!

Aherm. Sorry.


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Post 127

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

smiley - laugh

...and we can have battles and raiding parties....smiley - bigeyes


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Post 128

Sir DrunkenDeath

*staggers in in loud Hawaie shirt. Takes off sunglasses and puts suitcase behind bar*

Just back from holiday. Am I right in asuming we're gonna pick a fight?

*reaches down behind bar and gets out dagger and rapier. Uses steel wool to get the rust off and starts sharpening them whilst merily swigging gin*


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Post 129

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

smiley - wow did you have muchly fun on holiday?


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Post 130

Sir DrunkenDeath

yeah, I was in france, best place for booze and swords. Saw a display of french-grip foil with butterfly guard. A few good disarms I'm going to practice.


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Post 131

Mystrunner

*Listens to cell phone*

Ah! It may be that we could go to war with the h2g2 mercenaries. We outnumber them seven to one, and they really don't like us. It's perfect.

In fact, they may be putting a bounty on me... Interesting...


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Post 132

Sir DrunkenDeath

where's the battlefeild?

*starts sharpening rapier and dagger*


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Post 133

Fred Smith

The mercenaries? Don't they use Science Fiction technology? If they put a bounty on you then we could, I have a space ship if it would come in handy.


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Post 134

Mystrunner

Yes, they do. I need to open up the War Room, down in the offices.

A spaceship? Interesting. You could land it in the forest...

Is the barkeep about?


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Post 135

Sir DrunkenDeath

*nonchalantly tries to avoid people noticing he cant spell nonchalantly whilst nonchalantly holding a Kill-o-zap gun. And a "light rapier" (as oposed to light sabre)*

I can moove with the times.


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Post 136

Mystrunner

Good, I don't think that they'll be expecting an attack. But we should wait till our numbers grow...


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Post 137

Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!)

smiley - wow i volunteer!


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Post 138

Mystrunner - Six Dimensional Psionic Entity

good, good!


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Post 139

Odo

*ambles in glances round, checks backlog*

Hadn't we better booby trap the castle to stop anyone sneaking in the back way? The main gate is always well guarded but the postern is easy to sneak in through as well as out of. Just a thought, if the mercenaries do attack we don't want to be taken by surprise.


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Post 140

Fred Smith

It would make sense. We should probably get some aerial defences for one thing, dragons maybe.

Could I have a whiskey please?


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