h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, after some time in R&D, an would be helpful.

And some - pants! Another smileyless necessity.

Oh well, you know what I mean.

O.K., comming right up

will that be blended rubbish whiskey, single malt whisky, double malt whiskey, or the 60% rocket fuel stuff I normaly stick in my hip-flask?

What do you mean, rocket fuel? That's my standard tipple - Glenfarclas 105, I'll have you know!

That would do nicely.

*Gets out bottle with smoldering lid*

*Pours a shot glass full*

now quick, drink it before the glass melts

Very good.

*Downs in a oner*

Mmmmm, tasty. Got anything a little stronger?

*takes out stop watch and waits to see how long it will take Euan to fall unconciouse*

Keep counting.

Still not there yet.

Another, my good man.

Yea gods man, you're the first not to fall down after two posts!

Well, if you really want another

*Pours Euan another shot glsas*

Think I'll join you

*pours himself a tumbler full*

*Drains it*

*sways*

Dont (hic) do that unless you are a *hic* fully trained Castle hic Drunk.

*Leans heavily on bar*

*Looks around for Drunkendeath.*

*Still looking*

Sorry, sorry, that was mean. It's the whole Scottish thing.

*Sways*

*Sways again*

*Still on feet*

Good , though.

would you pleasse then have the common curtussy to sslur your typing whilst getting drunk on h2g2, with perhaps the occasional (hic)?

*swigs from bottle*

havre you applied for an h2g2 knights possition yet? You can do so in the main hallway thingy. You could be the apprentace drunk if you like.

Who said anything aboutt ggeettiinngg drruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ah.

*Falls*

*Stands*

nk.

Oops.

s'okay mate, it is the fountain of "Falling Down" water after all