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A1080271 - H2G2 Grey Hair Society

C'mon all you grey haired types out there - join us!

*Thinks about starting a Slaphead Society*

I'm going to sue for discrimination against
pink-haired rabbits.

Unless they create an H2G2 club for pink-hairs.
I will ask Congress to, um, er, do something
about this. Once I am elected, my cabinet officials
will know what to do, and they will do it for me.

I don't know how to explain this to you FPR, but it's a Grey Hair Society, not a Pink Hare Society.


Feel free to start your own Pink Hare Society, though.

Or dye yourself gray.


Or claim to be gray and coloring yourself pink.

Or else say that you're only pink from a distance--that you used to be red, but now your fur is red-and-white, mixed evenly...

Maybe the roots are grey?

There. Whenever I'm here, you can all put
these glasses on, and I will *look* gray.
YAY!!

well if genetics are anything to go by I'll be joining the slaphead society soon!

I'm nearly qualified to join, but I won't just yet...

(the grey hair soc, I mean, not the slaphead one)

*Gets out scissors, shaver, and cut-throat razor*

That could be arranged you know Parrfers

No thanks Goshers. I still sometimes miss the face fungus I sported in my student days. I don't think I could cope with being a chromedome.

Would Fluffy Pink Bunny be allowed to join if he had a grey hare?

I have *one* gray hair due to advanced age on my head ... and two, maybe three, gray eyebrow hairs. Also, I have a teeny "skunk spot" of twenty or so white hairs on the side of my head ... but that's been there since I was eighteen -- at least that was the first time anyone noticed it. The rest of my hair, such as it is, is quite brunette.

Do I qualify?

I qualify, without a doubt.

FPR, put away your gray-tinted glasses.
I look gray without them.

Avenging Washcloth, I'm not going to ask
if you color your hair.

Nope. I don't. If it isn't good enough the way it is ... tough cookies.

At the moment, I have what hairdressers call "virgin hair", which means it's totally unadulterated by man-made chemicals in any way. I've had it permed, highlighted, and colored a few times in the past, but it never felt right afterwards ... it's rough as straw that way. I much prefer soft silky hair that comes naturally.

But alas, men are visual creatures who seldom care if something is real or not, or if it "feels" right or not. How can men stand to run their fingers through a woman's hair that has been sprayed into a cement-hard helmet? Would someone please tell me?

But if a woman turns her hair into concrete,
she seems to be saying that she doesn't *want*
men to be running their fingers (or any other
part of their anatomy ) through it.

My fingers like to run through the hair of
cats and rabbits and, occasionally, dogs.

()

Any of you who are interested (and eligible) to join the Grey Hair Society will need to go to the link in the first posting. I have no authority to admit or reject anyone - that's up to... I seem to have had a senior moment and forgotten who started it!

FPR , you can always do what uncle Harvey did, and only appear in black-and-white movies! (Or rather, not, in his case... )

"Slaphead society?"

Is it for people who like to slap heads?

Is it for people with little or noting in the tricological department?

Or could it even be for people with a luxuriant growth of hair who feel an affinity for those without?

Answers on a postcard, please.