h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Double jack and coke when you're ready. No ice please

'anyone serving'

no , get it your self

the bar bint U204892 disappeared months ago

You running 2 bars again? Crivvens.

I'll get myself an Old Peculiar.

this is my favourite its been here nearly as long as i have!

roymondo..meet DA

My, things have slipped around here. Good job you trust me

Time for a recruitment campaign methinks. Wasn't Langly our night watchman?

Hello roymondo. Nice to meet ya

Evenin' DA. How on Earth have our paths not crossed?

Oh, I see, you've AWOL!

Nice to meet you too.

Better late than never.

I'm sure we'll be seeing lots of each other now.

'Allo again Serephina.

So, DA, do you frequent these parts on a regular basis? Well, when you haven't been AWOL that is.

Always when i get the chance. Won't be going anywhere for a long time. What about yourself?

good.. people keep disappearing on me1 we just huggy to get her skinny arse back here now

I've been known to swarm in from time to time.

Does this place have any music?

music?itdoesnt even have electricity

its sposed to be spooky n olde worlde.. but like the place at the start of american werewolf inlondon

Crivvens, I'll stop looking for the minstrel then.

Anyone for another? I'll pour.

definitely

hic

Dig in.