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'glug'

If your serving DA, I'll have a large

*brings in Ghetto blaster*

*starts to put on Sevendust*

any requests?

What's a Sevendust?

*ponders choice of drink*

*feeling fruity so grabs a tequila*

*necks tequila*

*looks ill*

*wanders outside and vomits*

*returns and grabs another Old Peculiar*

yeah whats sevendust?

Are we running tabs or having a complimentary re-opening night?

bllocks its on the house..hic

You are the best landlady ever

n there was me aiming for worst

seems we have a new barman arriving soon..be gentle!

I will try. Can't speak for the other soon to be regulars

we'll be dancing on the bar later no doubt ..

nicks mag's blaster and puts on some rawk

*Aximili enters*

Hi, I'm Aximili and I'm the barman. So what's everyone having?

*bootie starts quivering*

No! Not yet! They're not ready!

*bootie stops quivering, but it's only a matter of time...*

Ooh, er, 'ello. An Old Peculiar please barkeep!

welcome! its all on the house tonight as ewere sort of reoping amnd welcoming DA back from a very long AWOL if you need heklp finding anything just shout

Certainly! *Hands one over.*

and excuse my typing im pissed

Thanking you graciously.

Anyone else?