h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sure I could buy some Immac...

Make sure it doesn't burn firat, do a skin test

first

bum immac? ewwe

i had an ex with a bum like a brillo pad..right up the cheeks!

Blimey. I've been known to shave those areas, partly for the benefit of the other party (though I can guarantee that if I shave I won't end up with another party!) and partly because it feels quite nice on a, er, personal level. Sorry, too much info. That's what comes of three Old Peculiars and a couple of pints of Old Somerset cider!

Nah, I shave my bits too, for personal liking (too much voddy probly talking here! )

it is nicer..les sweaty n ick , bonus if you pull

I just posted something silly in Ask. I'll be hiding behind the sofa...

goes to look

oh dear

anyone?

i'll have one

well thers no staff n im too to serve so youll have to help yourself

eh? speak up wumman

'stokes up fire'

thought that would get you pouring

Hi! I am now available for all your boozing needs! What'll it be?

a hot toddy with lots n lots of toddy

Coming up! Here *hands it over.* Share and Enjoy!

prolly not that wise to share what ive got

How you feeling now Serephina?